My brother isn't a 65 year old man, but he sure complains like one

Today I was talking to this 16 year old kid who comes pretty often and is friends with Drew or whatever (gaaay) and he says to me:

"You and your dad look exactly alike"
i said "how the hell do you know my dad??"
and he says "he was here in the store recently, you were standing next to eachother, he looks a lot like you"
I said "My dad? In the store?"
he says "yea, he has a red beard and an afro sort of like yours"
I stop and think to myself and then it clicks..
"MY TWIN BROTHER?? You think my twin brother looks like a 65 year old man???" I said,
and then I laughed myself silly.
He said "Yea, I don't know, he looked pretty old at the time..."
and I said "well, he had probably just woken up, but he doesn't look that old... you better check your head, biatch"

Drew didn't find this story quite as hilarious in blog form as it is when i tell it in person, but what are you gonna do?

-Jordan

Oh yea, she's menstual!

I love commercials for "female products", and here's why:
Everything you hate about stupid chick flicks where a group of single girls (who might as well be menstruating) hang out and bond together while either eating ice cream out of the carton in sweatpants while crying over a guy
or dance around a room to some empowering song with pretending to sing with hair brushes
or, like Sex & The City, a group of young intelligent hip and equally unique girls talk about life and love together...
well, all those things I hate are wrapped up in one nice little 30 second add that i see on TV several times a day.
Here's a line from my current favorite commercial


Girl #1: "I would KILL for a brownie right now!"
Group of hip gilfriends: "Oh yea... she's menstrual!"
All: "hehehe"

-Jordan

In a world gone mad

Once again, those damn veterans had to go ruin it for the rest of us!
and with the help of THE MAN in congress, the veterans are finally free from impersonation...

From the IMDB news today:

New Line Cinema has removed the "printable Purple Hearts" that appeared in a sham advertisement on the Internet promoting the movie Wedding Crashers. The ad had been condemned by veterans organizations, and one Congressman, Rep. John Salazar of Colorado, introduced a bill in the House on Friday (the Stolen Valor Act) that would make it a federal crime to falsely claim to have earned a Purple Heart. In a statement, Salazar said, "If any movie-goers take the advice of the Wedding Crashers and try to use fake Purple Hearts to get girls, they may wind up picking up an FBI agent instead." Announcing the studio's decision to yank the ad from the movie's website, a spokesman for New Line said Monday, "We understand the sensitivity regarding the medals and did not intend to make light of their significance in any way."

Take a minute...
just take a minute and breath. And then go do something else, like eat a sandwich or watch cartoons. Then remember what you just read. WHAT THE BALLS is wrong with this country? Someone actually passed a BILL that made a law against impersonating purple heart veterans? God damnit, because after seeing Wedding Crashers I had this awesome plan all worked out and now it's shot to shit!
Those veterans are a bunch of crazy whiney bitches. Thanks for the service and all, but the war is over.. get over it! right? get a fucking life already and stop ruining the fun for us wedding crashers.
I'm going to make a movie where a bunch of young guys get together and pretend to assasinate republican congressmen who have their heads so far up their asses they can't see how fucking stupid they are, and I hope people copy that too.

fuck man, what the balls, this country is ridiculous. am i right or what?

-Jordan

He NEVER stops talking

Dave came in AGAIN today and goes
"Ice Princess made #1 DVD rental... cause it's rated G for everyone"
i said
"yea well not EVERYONE will want to see it... (referencing the fact that he, a 40-something socially retarded computer technician, rented it the other night)"
and he said
"oh boy, you'd be suprised... it wasn't bad"

He also seriously thinks that he works here:
While he was talking to me ad nauseam about some bullshit I wasn't listening to some woman came up and put a return DVD in the return slot and from across the store he yells " Yes, that's right! In the slot... Thanks a lot!"

WHAT THE FUCK?? YOU DON'T WORK HERE GOD DAMNIT!

Then he asked me if I saw Constantine. I said "yea, it was ok" and he sheds some light on it for me: "yea, it's based on, like, uuh, facts of the catholic religion and whatever. real stuff, uh.. in catholic history."
thanks Dave, your historical knowledge astounds me.

then he continuted to grind my ears with more nonsense about how his kids aren't really his but the state legally considers them his kids so he has to entertain them all day and they dont want to cut the lawn all they do is play video games blah blah blah, i didnt ask for your life story...
meanwhile Drew is in the backroom and i get this random text message from him that says "Does he ever stop talking?" and i had to crack up while Dave was talking to me.... the answer is no.

more to come
-Jordan

Random Stuff that happened at the store

A kid came in wearing a shirt that said in big letters:
"WHAT HAPPENS IN CONNECTICUT STAYS IN CONNECTICUT"
i don't know if that is really funny or really really stupid.

A customer came up to me after waddling around aimlessly for a while and seriously said
"Uh... do you have any.. new release movies here?"

Dave ,our resident computer repair man/possible pedophile(click here and scroll down) came in, looked at the new releases list on the wall and cried out with joy, "ICE PRINCESS?? ooh i gotta see that!"
and he was totally serious. That, in a nutshell, it what is disturbing about him.

We were watching "Little Monsters" a family comedy starring Fred Savage and Howie Mandel and this womans son, who is known to us to be a complete and total little bitch, nearly started crying and we had to turn it off. We all decided that someone needed to beat the piss out of that kid to thicken his skin, so me and Jeff jumped him in the parking lot. That'll learn him some guts.

-Jordan

We made the top story on Pitchfork Media... kind of

Here is a photo of me and Drew taking full advantage of our press passes at Pitchfork Media's INTONATION Festival this weekend in Chicago. We are totally famous now!


Being fake press is the tits. You get to drink free beer and be front row ahead of 20,000 hipsters to see The Decemberists.


Check out zombiepolitics.blogspot.com in the next few days for full coverage and many more pictures of us and the hipsters at Intonation. Also check out Brooklyn We Back for our play list of Intonation bands and our mockery of Pitchfork. Stay Tuned for more blogs on the way

-Jordan, the one that looks like a ball of red hair in the picture

Brooklyn We Back is not to be ignored

It has come to my attention that no one reads the Brooklyn We Back website. Dudes, check that shit out. Not only does it has play lists that should instruct you on what music to go check out because we think it's cool (and therefor it is cool because we are cool), but it also has funny comments about the weirdos we encounter at the radio station, funny pictures of us acting da fool and various other things.
Also, better than reading about the show is LISTENING to it, you little bitches. It really is the best radio show that has ever been, and i wou'dnt just say that because i'm on it. TUESDAY 8-10pm on 88.5 FM or wvof.org. for fucks sake...

ID4 or Media Wave Gets Its Grill On, Bitch!

I know that it is no longer July 4th, but I'm lazy and very busy and powerful and didn't quite have time to put up my July 4th Media Wave post in a timely fashion, so eat me.

July 4th at Media Wave means a few things
* angry employees working (as far as i know) without holiday pay to serve a very small amount of random customers, wishing they could go home in order to attend the various BBQ's and wet t-shirt independence day celebrations
* 1 or 2 stupid customers coming to a video store when they should be eating hamburgers and sensuously licking red white and blue colored popsicles
* did i mention angry employees eager to go home and enjoy the holiday that everyone else in town has off? Oh yea, I did..



The politics of why we don't get the day off are neither here nor there, though they certainly are questionable. The point is that this year's "holiday" was slightly different than those of previous years. Mid way into the day, I was trying to think of whether or not I'd be able to find a local barbecue so that i could fill myself with free cheeseburgers, and then Paul, in an unprecedented move, says
"We should have a BBQ here! Why should everyone else get to eat good
food while we're sitting here?"
Making about the most sense anyone has ever made at Media Wave, we proceeded to produce a small hibachi grill and some hamburger patties, hotdogs and chips from the only other store that was still open, Stop & Shop (although I'm surprised they were open at all). The only thing we couldn't get was beer, whcih we would have gotten if THE MAN didn't make it illegal for hard working blue-collar American's to buy beer and get drunk while celebrating their country on Independence Day. What the balls, huh? While the whole thing gave Chris and Jeff yet another excuse to do absolutely no work all day, it also provided me with much needed grindage.

The funniest thing is that, while I thought we were going to set up some kind of BBQ outside on the sidewalk to make all the passersby and stupid customers jealous, we did it in the corner of our ghetto-ass industrial-building-looking tiny back parking lot in between steel polls and gas tanks of some sort, with Chris blasting live House music out of his souped up, extremely expensive sound system in his extemely inexpensive car.

Here are the pictures to prove it:


As an obvious victim of recent terrorist bombings, we thought this grill would be appropriate to use in the spirit of American Independence. I call it the Freedom Grill, and it keeps our Burgers of Patriotism warm and melts onto those burgers our White American cheese.


Chez Jordanopolous, the Five Star Media Wave outdoor barbecue. Like most cookouts I attend, there's a car booming Techno music out of the trunk.


the fumes leaking out the pipes give the burgers a certain mesquite flavor you just can't get anywhere else besides a BBQ in a gross parking lot behind a store


I've always dreamed of a fancy restaurant where the inside is outside and the outside is inside! It's a revolution in food preparation


Chris, with the most intense chew I've ever seen. Believe it or not, that's how he looks ALL THE TIME


Jeff in mid-Harlem Shake while Chris finishes off a hot dog that Jeff probably put up his ass. Holidaaay! Ceelleebrraatte!!


"let me help you with that... just let me slip the hotdog into the bun... that's it, don't fight it.. just take that dick, bitch!"


Jeff giving Chris the thumbs-up for entry.


Extreme Grilling... sometimes you get a spatula up the ass, such is life


Jeff was later rushed to the hospital by his angry father who exclaimed "God damnit Jeff, I told you last time: Insurance doesn't cover objects shoved up your ass! This is the last time, I swear to Christ!"


I'm not really sure what is going on in this picture, all I know is that there is a reason why Chris and Jeff are legally restrained from going within 500 feet of a school zone.


Paul, taking an efficient bite of his hotdog.. soon to be followed by some quick productive chewing and concluded with a quick and simple digestion before getting right back to work.


there's an interesting juxtaposition between Paul and the stuffed tigger in the window, wouldn't you say? good composition me. Oh yea, and check out paul.


One of my favorite customers showing his ID4 pride by wearing one of the most visually offensive shirts legally allowed in this country. He spent at least 64 hours browsing through old VHS tapes at our side walk sale, each time wearing the exact same outfit (not the outfit seen here). This is the first time I've seen him in a different shirt in over 2 weeks... I guess Independence Day is a reason to celebrate a new wardrobe.


Unfortunately for the readers there were no pictures of me because I was the photographer. That considered, I hope you enjoyed my coverage of the 1st Annual Media Wave Parking Lot BBQ. All in all it was at least %10 percent better than the normal Media Wave day, and the only thing we didn't get was Freedom Fries.

-Jordan

just for fun here are some more great Uncle Sam pictures from the good folks at Google Image Search:

Happy Bastille Day

HAPPY BASTILLE DAY EVERYONE!

Let's make Bastille Day every day!!

It's like America's Independence Day.. only a lot more French. And that's what I like about it.

Kids are dumb everywhere, not just at Media Wave

Top Story in the news today:
BOISE, Idaho (AP) -- A 10-year-old boy was found dead, hanging from a tree, apparently killed while trying to get high by playing the "pass-out game," authorities said.

Apparently there is a "game" that young kids play called the "pass-out game" where they strangle eachother and hang themselves from trees and in closets to "get high". It sounds a lot like what my parents used to tell me and my siblings to do. Thanks a lot mom... now I finally know the truth.

Younger kids don't know that they can die from this, that it's a very dangerous activity.

-- Dr. Lawrence Shapiro

What kind of a dumb ass kid thinks that stringing himself up from a tree branch and getting strangled could possibley safe?
Kids really are dumber than I thought.

-Jordan

The Randy Newman Acapella Choir Boys

A visit from our friends Mike and Mykie to the store inspired an all out Barbershop freestyle jam session of Randy Newman's "Short People". Including the percussion of Mike banging his hands on the counter and multi-layered vocals, it was the highlight of the day. We had a good audience with the 3 delighted customers looking on to the harmonious madness and giggling.

I invited them to be guests on the radio show to recreate the magic with another inspired vocal jam session... we'll see what happens.

Having a GAY old time

2 quotes from today:

"god Jeff, don't touch my nipple!" - Drew to Jeff

"you're my bitch take my cock" - Jeff to Drew



More in gayness from the Media Wave Crew

Sunday Best: Quick DVD Picks

Samurai Banners - Ok, this movie/DVD itself isn't funny, but being dyslexic it occured to me that the samurai font used for the title makes Samurai Banners look like Samurai Bonners (or, boners if you wanna be picky about spelling).... hence: Samurai Boners. Maybe the humor doesn't translate so well to blog form, but it certainly had Drew and I laughing.
Now, even though it isn't really called Samurai Boners, imagine if it was, and then imagine that the cover art is still the same...
That guy is lookin at something, and I don't think it's the impending brigade of samurai soldiers, I think it's a samurai boner. In fact, they are all looking at something odd and sort of scary. Except the chick... she's just trying to decide where she wants it (haha).
I decided to enter it in the Media Wave computer database as "Samurai Bonners" to see if anyone would notice.... although, Paul is going to read this and will probably change it right after. Always rainin' on the parade.






Lou Ferrigno, (also known as the guy Arnold made fun of in Pumping Iron and co-star of The Incredible Hulk) starring in "Sinbad"... this cover pretty much speaks for itself. I was this close to buying it for a dollar on VHS, but now it has finally arrived in digital video disc for the betterment of mankind. Being a big fan of The Incredible Hulk, it sort of takes the magic out of the show to see The Hulk himself as a real person, and one that borders so closely on being incredibly gay. I have yet to actually watch the film, but I can assure you that I will watch it in the store at some point today (or later this week when Drew the fuckin' naysayer is gone).






Teen Witch - Romance is the most powerful spell of all, indeed. Co-starring the midget from
"Poltergeist" Zelda Rubinstein and Dan Gauthier of "Beverly Hills 90210", with a cast like this you're sure to get a well acted film, at the very least.... Right? Wrong. This is, as VH1 might say, an awesomely bad movie in every way, especially the bad way, but especially the awesome way. It is pretty much Teen Wolf (even the title font is the same) but with a girl and no wolf... so it kinda sucks, doesn't it? Teen Wolf is a masterpiece, this is just a piece!
Oh, if only being into Wiccan in high school actually made you cool like it does in this movie, we'd have a lot more D&Ders out of the closet.

The best part in this movie or ANY movie by far is the gang of yuppie white guys who randomly freestyle rap through out the film, sort of like the Greek Chorus members of yesteryear. They are dressed in the WORST 80's clothing ever, and one of them is dressed exactly like me when i went to an 80's halloween party (seen here...minus the beard, but including the hair style. laugh it up). At one point in the movie there is a veritable rap battle first between eachother and then involving a girl on the street who was turned "cool" by the powers of witchcraft. The song is actually called "Top That" and is listed on the soundtrack as performed by The Michael Terry Rappers. It goes something like this(paraphrasing from memory):

White prep #1: "I'm hot, and you're not! Top That!"
White prep#2: "Top that? I don't really give a (uh) about topping that!"

And this is in the midst of other spontaneous musical numbers during the film, like when the hot girls in gym class randomly busted in a song called "I LIKE BOYS!"
It is a statement of Feminism if I've ever heard one.. here's a taste:

I'm throwing out my doll house
I'm giving up my toys
I realized this morning
I like boys
I like boys
I like boys
I like boys
I
Like
BOYS!!

... and I'm not going to lie, it gave me a samurai boner. This is definately one of the most underrated gems of 1980's cinema. Don't get me wrong, I really do love this movie. If you've never seen it, let me know and I'll watch it with you



If you're like me, when you see the words "LIFE" and "TIME" together, you know enough to stop reading there, turn and leave where ever you are as soon as (hu)manly possible. The Lifetime TV Network is the perpetrator of 2 horrible crimes in American culture: #1. making unwatchably bad TV movies/programming (i know that's pretty bad... but here's the kicker) made for women! If there is one way to make a TV Movie worse, make it geared towards complacent couch potato women and you've got a winner.
and now #2. making unwatchably bad DVD movies. There are more out there like this, but I choose this one because it stars Shannon Elizabeth, the no-talent twit who played the foreign exchange student who, for no reason at all gets naked for the dong-in-pie kid. Speaking of American Pie, Lifetime cleverly chooses the title "Confessions of an American Bride"...
I think if there is another phrase of words strung together that incidates "something Jordan would never want to see" besides "Lifetime Channel Movie", it's "Confessions Of An American Bride". Not only does it star Shannon Elizabeth the worst actress on the planet, if you notice to the side of her there is some cheap Casper Van Dien look-alike (CVD being the best actor on the planet).
Lifetime - will you ever stop making crap?

That's it for today... but there are several more DVD's out there that are more than worthy my time to expose to the general public, and more than worth your time reading about. so check back, tell your friends, and go to media wave to rent all these fine classics.

-Jordan

Previous DVD Picks Here. Oh the humanity!

The Letter Pt. IV, V & VI: Trilogy of Terror OR I'm getting bored with this

In the last week and a half we have recieved 3, yes 3, new letters from our psychopathic stalker nerd friend. He's (Or she! sexist...) just been lazily dropping them in the return slot like a scared little biotch. Announce yo self, foo!
To refresh your memory, or for those of you who are new readers or retarded, we've been getting a series of random and mysterious letters from many of the top celebrities and/or world leaders in which the author requests a long list of movies for our store to bring in. Curiously, each celebrity has the same list! So far we've had: The Queen Of England, Idi Amin DaDa (my favorite) and someone who refers to himself as Poopie Pants.
Let's see what this week brought us.
This first one was written in a sort of Constituation-looking font, and you'll see why:


Dear Media Wave,
In between Congressional sessions there's nothing better than for Bill and I to make a visit to your wonderful store. Bill is a real classic movie buff and when he's home with me watching movies at least I know he's keeping his zipper up. Anyway. We would love it if you could get a few of our favorite films on DVD in stock. They include these fine flicks....

*including*
Crusader Rabbit and Rags TV Series (Bill's Favorite!)

Sincerely yours,
Hillary and Bill C.

(Bill and Hillary with their adopted child Vietnamese woman, Yeshe)



Next Up is the Fabulous Zsa Zsa Gabor, America's Favorite Actress/Famous Sister

Hello Darlings!!
I'm just back from Budapest and in the mood for
some home netertainment. Your store has a vonderful selection of DVDs, but darling you need to add as many of the follow as your can:
*her list starts with:*
Green Acres TV Series (my zister, you know)

*and ends with:*
Hungarian gypsies gone wild!

Tank you darlings!
I love you all,
Zsa Zsa Gabor

My favorite part of this letter is that it was so accurately written with her accent instead of the way the words are actually spelled, it's very authentic that way. Well, at least it is my understanding the people with accents write words they way they sound with an accent and not the way they are normally spelled. Tank you Meister Zstalker!

If you don't know who Zsa Zsa is, she's sort of like Paris Hilton only a lot older. She's an actress of little talent who is more or less known for being rich and beautiful and having a successful family... She has had 9 Husbands (or as Ed Rooney would put it: She's been married Niiiiiiiiiiiiinne Tiiiiiimmmes) and she's obvious picked up a lot of movie knowledge from these many experiences.

And last but not least (actually, in order I believe it came first):

The Donald (Trump...) and his new bride Melania wrote to us... Unfortunately we (well, not me, but someone *GRR*) lost the letter from The Trumps. But if you use your imagination, I'm sure you can think of something mildly clever that this lonely pop culturaphile might have written for the Trumps. But since we don't have that particular letter, lets take a minute to ponder why

Melania Knauss

wants to marry Donald Trump??

We could all say the answer is money... but come on, she's a big time model. I'm sure she swims naked in money, rubbing her lucious round breastesses all over Franklin's face... oh shit im gonna spurt. anyway... The point is she has giney loads of money, she doesn't need The Donald's dirty money. Plus, coooomme on... there are PLENTY of rich guys out there that can pay to get better hair than that. For crying out loud.

Anyway, that's it for this edition of The Letter. I'm hoping that all of these celebrities will have a tea party and watch movies together, or at least I'll be in the store when one of them comes in (as they seem to do regularly).Frankly, I'm getting a little bored with this same formula over and over again. I'm hoping next time this nerd can get a little more creative, like write it in blood or something... Hey maybe you guys can comment or email me (the link is on the side bar, ladies) and we can have a contest to see who the next letter will be from! Yay A CONTEST! well, i'm sure, as always, no one will respond to my requests. Either way, check back for updates to this utterly tired and wrinkley saga.

-Jordan

P.S. we will definately be getting Hungarian Gypsies Gone Wild!

I Can't Believe I Used to Masturbate To Her (C'mon, We All Did - Male & Female)

Check out Britney... pregnancy truly is gross on her...

Jeff Holmberg: Party Ghost

Today at work, I was trying to wrassle free of he oppressive bleakness that’s settled over Media Wave Video like an itchy old blanket. One surefire straightaway to comedy is saying something about Jeff’s untimely demise. (For some reason I think this will get a rise out of Paul. WRONG.) So I said something like: “You know, we should really kill Jeff.” At this moment, Jeff’s over at the far end of the counter, sorting cards like he’s playing poker.

And he goes: “Yeah, dude, kill me. And I’ll come back to party. I’ll be the awesomest ghost ever.”

I’m (obviously) dumbstruck and go: “Oh yeah? You’d be a party ghost?”

And he goes: “Yeah, tell the underage kids to go to the graveyuuuuuuurd if they want me to buy them beer.” Then he tries to give me five but says that he’d just pass through my hand… but yet he is stable enough to buy underage kids beer…. Hmmm… The physics of being a party ghost boggle my fucking mind.

Alright.

That’s it.

Drew.

Arithmetic for Dummies

This is a conversation i had with someone today.... word for word

Customer: Hey uh.. I asked you yesterday which Sopranos season comes before Season 5. You told me season 4. So... what's after season 4?
Me: Um... season 5
Customer: Ok.. well, if 5 is after 4, what's before season 4?
Me: Season 3
Customer: But i just rented season 4 and it was much older than season 5... what comes after season 4?
Me: Season 5....
Customer: ok, well... i'll have to figure it out on my own. thank you
Me: Good luck..

Then he went on to ask "if two trains are traveling at 70MPH and 80MPH and the first one is going into Sheboygan from San Fransisco and the other is going from Fairfield to Albuquerque then how far do I have my head up my own ass?"


-Jordan (AKA DJ Delicious)

Jesus Mike's Eyes Are Freaky, Part I

Jordan Celebrates Gay Pride

A Funny Kid Tells Me Off

So there's this little kid that came in today, who is roughly four feet taller than my little brother (and the same age) and has some kind of learning or social anxiety/problems. And he comes in with a game, I tell him what I'll give him for it and that he could probably get more from EB Games (which is true). When he leaves, he goes: "Drew, don't talk down to me, I'm a paying customer too." And dashes (DASHES) out of the store. It was pretty funny and weird. Today was slow as balls so I'm home now and just made (in five mintues) a summery July 4th mix. Check out the playlist:



*Note from Jordan - It's important to note that the kid had to come back into the store to tell Drew off... like, he got SERVED with Drews "take your game elsewhere, you dumb kid" attitude, and left all embarrassed, but then went outside and thought to himself "wait a minute, im not going to stand for that!" and came all the way back in just to tell him off... but he was scared of Drew so he ran out as soon as the words left his lips. what a chump!*

Chris is cultured

So i was randomly talking about the similarites of all the Room Raiders episodes (because i decided to sacrifice myself for the betterment of understanding American culture by subjecting myself to a marathon of said show on MTV) and then came to the conclusion that the whole show is fake and that they don't actually 'kidnap' anyone without them knowing when MTV will show up to "raid" their rooms, its all a set up. I know this isn't really a particularly unbelievable or fascinating realization, it's like saying "you mean wrestling ISN'T REAL??"
anyway, i was talking about this with Chris, my co-worker, and he chimed in with the brilliant comment:
"Yea, i know!... and have you ever seen M.I.L.F. HUNTER*? Well, they had this one woman named Abbey and i thought that they really did go out and find M.I.L.F.'s, but then I saw an episode of CUM FIESTA and Lesbian House and she was on that too! so now i know it definately isnt real. She doesn't have kids!"


Chris, you're an upstanding gentleman.

-Jordan

*if any of didn't see American Pie, M.I.L.F. stands for "Mom I'd Like to Fuck", bitch
and if any of you couldnt get it, MILF Hunter, Cum Fiesta and Lesbian House are all porn sites that have videos, MILF Hunter claming to be a "reality TV"-like porn site that takes a video camera and goes out looking for Hot Moms and then gets these "moms" to have sex with them... Right.

Quotes of The Day (so far)

our computer technician/local crazy loner nerd came in talking about movies he liked recently:

"The Pacifier, that was a good one... for Disney"

"Christina Ricci... she's good, she can act, i like her... and she probably tastes good too"

and a little glimpse into the kind of environment he lives in..

"I have over 2,700 VHS tapes at my house"

-Jordan