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The Showcase of Depravity

This is the long hard truth. It goes extra deep.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Sunday, July 03, 2005

Chris is cultured

So i was randomly talking about the similarites of all the Room Raiders episodes (because i decided to sacrifice myself for the betterment of understanding American culture by subjecting myself to a marathon of said show on MTV) and then came to the conclusion that the whole show is fake and that they don't actually 'kidnap' anyone without them knowing when MTV will show up to "raid" their rooms, its all a set up. I know this isn't really a particularly unbelievable or fascinating realization, it's like saying "you mean wrestling ISN'T REAL??"
anyway, i was talking about this with Chris, my co-worker, and he chimed in with the brilliant comment:
"Yea, i know!... and have you ever seen M.I.L.F. HUNTER*? Well, they had this one woman named Abbey and i thought that they really did go out and find M.I.L.F.'s, but then I saw an episode of CUM FIESTA and Lesbian House and she was on that too! so now i know it definately isnt real. She doesn't have kids!"

Chris, you're an upstanding gentleman.


*if any of didn't see American Pie, M.I.L.F. stands for "Mom I'd Like to Fuck", bitch
and if any of you couldnt get it, MILF Hunter, Cum Fiesta and Lesbian House are all porn sites that have videos, MILF Hunter claming to be a "reality TV"-like porn site that takes a video camera and goes out looking for Hot Moms and then gets these "moms" to have sex with them... Right.


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