In a world gone mad

Once again, those damn veterans had to go ruin it for the rest of us!
and with the help of THE MAN in congress, the veterans are finally free from impersonation...

From the IMDB news today:

New Line Cinema has removed the "printable Purple Hearts" that appeared in a sham advertisement on the Internet promoting the movie Wedding Crashers. The ad had been condemned by veterans organizations, and one Congressman, Rep. John Salazar of Colorado, introduced a bill in the House on Friday (the Stolen Valor Act) that would make it a federal crime to falsely claim to have earned a Purple Heart. In a statement, Salazar said, "If any movie-goers take the advice of the Wedding Crashers and try to use fake Purple Hearts to get girls, they may wind up picking up an FBI agent instead." Announcing the studio's decision to yank the ad from the movie's website, a spokesman for New Line said Monday, "We understand the sensitivity regarding the medals and did not intend to make light of their significance in any way."

Take a minute...
just take a minute and breath. And then go do something else, like eat a sandwich or watch cartoons. Then remember what you just read. WHAT THE BALLS is wrong with this country? Someone actually passed a BILL that made a law against impersonating purple heart veterans? God damnit, because after seeing Wedding Crashers I had this awesome plan all worked out and now it's shot to shit!
Those veterans are a bunch of crazy whiney bitches. Thanks for the service and all, but the war is over.. get over it! right? get a fucking life already and stop ruining the fun for us wedding crashers.
I'm going to make a movie where a bunch of young guys get together and pretend to assasinate republican congressmen who have their heads so far up their asses they can't see how fucking stupid they are, and I hope people copy that too.

fuck man, what the balls, this country is ridiculous. am i right or what?

-Jordan