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The Showcase of Depravity

This is the long hard truth. It goes extra deep.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Arithmetic for Dummies

This is a conversation i had with someone today.... word for word

Customer: Hey uh.. I asked you yesterday which Sopranos season comes before Season 5. You told me season 4. So... what's after season 4?
Me: Um... season 5
Customer: Ok.. well, if 5 is after 4, what's before season 4?
Me: Season 3
Customer: But i just rented season 4 and it was much older than season 5... what comes after season 4?
Me: Season 5....
Customer: ok, well... i'll have to figure it out on my own. thank you
Me: Good luck..

Then he went on to ask "if two trains are traveling at 70MPH and 80MPH and the first one is going into Sheboygan from San Fransisco and the other is going from Fairfield to Albuquerque then how far do I have my head up my own ass?"

-Jordan (AKA DJ Delicious)


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