He NEVER stops talking

Dave came in AGAIN today and goes
"Ice Princess made #1 DVD rental... cause it's rated G for everyone"
i said
"yea well not EVERYONE will want to see it... (referencing the fact that he, a 40-something socially retarded computer technician, rented it the other night)"
and he said
"oh boy, you'd be suprised... it wasn't bad"

He also seriously thinks that he works here:
While he was talking to me ad nauseam about some bullshit I wasn't listening to some woman came up and put a return DVD in the return slot and from across the store he yells " Yes, that's right! In the slot... Thanks a lot!"

WHAT THE FUCK?? YOU DON'T WORK HERE GOD DAMNIT!

Then he asked me if I saw Constantine. I said "yea, it was ok" and he sheds some light on it for me: "yea, it's based on, like, uuh, facts of the catholic religion and whatever. real stuff, uh.. in catholic history."
thanks Dave, your historical knowledge astounds me.

then he continuted to grind my ears with more nonsense about how his kids aren't really his but the state legally considers them his kids so he has to entertain them all day and they dont want to cut the lawn all they do is play video games blah blah blah, i didnt ask for your life story...
meanwhile Drew is in the backroom and i get this random text message from him that says "Does he ever stop talking?" and i had to crack up while Dave was talking to me.... the answer is no.

more to come
-Jordan