Random Stuff that happened at the store

A kid came in wearing a shirt that said in big letters:
"WHAT HAPPENS IN CONNECTICUT STAYS IN CONNECTICUT"
i don't know if that is really funny or really really stupid.

A customer came up to me after waddling around aimlessly for a while and seriously said
"Uh... do you have any.. new release movies here?"

Dave ,our resident computer repair man/possible pedophile(click here and scroll down) came in, looked at the new releases list on the wall and cried out with joy, "ICE PRINCESS?? ooh i gotta see that!"
and he was totally serious. That, in a nutshell, it what is disturbing about him.

We were watching "Little Monsters" a family comedy starring Fred Savage and Howie Mandel and this womans son, who is known to us to be a complete and total little bitch, nearly started crying and we had to turn it off. We all decided that someone needed to beat the piss out of that kid to thicken his skin, so me and Jeff jumped him in the parking lot. That'll learn him some guts.

-Jordan