My brother isn't a 65 year old man, but he sure complains like one

Today I was talking to this 16 year old kid who comes pretty often and is friends with Drew or whatever (gaaay) and he says to me:

"You and your dad look exactly alike"
i said "how the hell do you know my dad??"
and he says "he was here in the store recently, you were standing next to eachother, he looks a lot like you"
I said "My dad? In the store?"
he says "yea, he has a red beard and an afro sort of like yours"
I stop and think to myself and then it clicks..
"MY TWIN BROTHER?? You think my twin brother looks like a 65 year old man???" I said,
and then I laughed myself silly.
He said "Yea, I don't know, he looked pretty old at the time..."
and I said "well, he had probably just woken up, but he doesn't look that old... you better check your head, biatch"

Drew didn't find this story quite as hilarious in blog form as it is when i tell it in person, but what are you gonna do?

-Jordan