Rich people are just as stupid as poor people

this pompous rich guy who drives a Hummer and thinks he's a GQ model (example he usually wearing a white scarf or a fashionable handkerchief with everything from designer shorts to pin striped suits) came in and he gave me a 50 dollar bill to pay for a 1 dollar late fee.... i looked at him like "you're not serious, are you?" and he looked back at me like "yes, yes I am"


Paul needed distilled water to fuel our disc repair machine and I overheard him on the phone with one of the intelligent employees over at BJ's to see if they carried it:

Paul: Hello I'm calling to see if you have any bottles of DISTILLED water?
....(paul waits for the response)
Paul: No, DISTILLED WATER, not spring water
....
Paul: D I S T I L L E D... water
......

.........

............
Paul: No? Ok thank you

"America, We Stand As One" - by the coolest singer ever

This could be THE song of the last 4 years... It is certainly a masterpiece. I haven't found a song since September 11th that quite put my feelings into words, but here it is:
The Best Music Video Ever (besides that Mr. T music video, of course)
(or: http://americawestandasone.com/video.html)
thank you to the Oneida webpage for the link

I had no idea someone else had that outfit besides me...

This is the type of song that would be played on at least 7 other radio shows on WVOF (our radio station)... make that 8 shows, because we should definately play it on Brooklyn We Back

please... PLEASE watch the video... and comment!

-Jordan

All in a day's work

here are a few funny things that happened just in the span of one day here at Media Wave...

*I'm standing at the register helping this guy and while we are calmly taking care of the transaction, the guys two 6 year old kids are racing the length of the store back and forth holding candy and yelling "OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE LET ME TASTE IT!!!!!!!!CANNDDYY!!!!!"
Meanwhile, the father is almost immune to this and goes on like nothing is happening behind him. I wanted to beat the hell out of those kids, my god. GET CONTROL OF YOUR KIDS OR GET OUT OF THE STORE YOU JACKASS.

*A 50+ year old woman comes in with short shorts and a black tank top that has neon pink skull and cross bones on it.... I'm pretty sure she's the same woman who asked me where our "Lesbian" movie section is... but its not for her, she swore it was for her sister who didn't want to come in. Even if that is true, it's still kind of weird that her sister would send her in a video store to pick out lesbian movies for her.

*I was helping this lunatic woman who had 3 whiney kids (i know that doesn't really sound different from any other customer at this store) and her kids asked if they could rent Pokemon and she said "NO! Pokemon is filth. Pokemon is manufactured nonsense that funds nuclear weapons! I will not buy it."
She says this to her 4 year old daughter he looks at her like "uh.. but it has pikachu in it?"

*The stores personal computer tech/egg-shaped, voted most-likely-to-bomb-microsoft-out-of-jealously/paranoid arrogant weirdo with an unexplained tendency to rent anime porn and Mary-Kate and Ashley films at the same time came in for the 5th time so far this week (it had only been 4 days into the week so far) and in the midst of pretending to customers that he works here (he refers to the store as "ours" or the movie as his. if someone comes up and asks for help finding a movie he will speak up and say "that's in our Action section, ma'am. I'll show you..." while we roll our eyes) ... anyway, his quote for the week is "My neighborhood is rough, man. People walk around my street holding guns out in the open. We used to have 6-7 murders a week on my street. But Bridgeport really is the best city in the whole state as far as crime goes"
Wow. 6-7 murders a week.... he claims to work 90 hours a week doing hi-tek computer servicing and yet still lives in a tiny apartment in bridgeport where apparently there is a street gang killing people on site. Nice

*I'm listening to this British Rock CD compilation at work and this dude I know who loves Prog Rock asks who it is. I tell him the song is by new british rock band Bloc Party, he says "oh, it's cool... ever hear Rammstein?" Bloc Party being the furthest thing from Rammstein, I look at him and say "yea... they are pretty nuts". Weird.

*Drew is looking out the window and says "I wanna punch fat kids"

in the meantime

Check out a quick story of Radio Land over at the Brooklyn We Back
www.brooklynweback.blogspot.com

the last straw

Everyone has seen those yellow rubber bracelettes for Neil Armstrong who died of AIDS or whatever, right?
Everyone and their dog is wearing one, or two or three... including my co-blogger D-Bones, and I had been thinking about writing a rant post about how out of hand these things are getting, but today was the last straw.
I for one am getting sick to my balls of these f'ing bracelettes already!
First of all, there is bracelette for EVERYTHING. Every cause you can think of, or any cause you can't. You'll read in my upcoming "Crap They Sell In The Convenience Store" (working title) post about the Extreme Attitude Bracelettes. Featuring important statements like "Tease" and "I Have Issues", they take the idea of it and turn it into a trendy accessory for annoying bratty pre-teen girls to spend $2.50 on.


I heart america

The point is, while sitting on my mom's busted ass computer she was, as she always is, watching Oprah, and what did I see Oprah fiddling with while she was soaking in her audience's unquestioned admiration and obedience? A YELLOW RUBBER BRACELETTE!

So now any of you out there who are still wearing those things (they are so 5 months ago... so is that cause), not to worry: not only is it still hip, Oprah's doin it.

Sorry, I don't like Oprah or her audience or trends, especially when Oprah is showcasing something that is trendy to her audience of atomaton housewives.....

uh, yea. I'll take my medication now.

-Jordan (more actualy posts to come.. with pictures!)

2 sites that have something for everyone

As I was surfing the blog community for a few minutes (as i do once a month or so) i stumbled upon 2 of the best blogs ever:

http://mariah-carey-observer.blogspot.com/
and
http://laydeevicious.blogspot.com/

check them out... these should hold you over til the next post, which should be coming tomorrow

-jordan

Mission Not-So-Impossible

Everyone's talking about Crazy Ol' Cruise...


Tom "TomKat" Cruise... ever the modest one

As all of you know, Tom Cruise (often refered to now as TomKat.. ) is crazy (in love) and has asked his long-time girlfriend Katie Holmes to marry him. She said yes.
Big fuckin deal.
The media is having a field day with this - which is exactly the point of a publicity stunt. "Cynical" or not, there's no denying the facts, ma'am:

*Katie Holmes is 18 years old
*Tom Cruise is 54 years old
*Katie Holmes is not yet an A list actress
*Tom Cruise is a Scientologist

This means they both need good press for their careers, and they both have 2 huge blockbuster movies to promote coming out at the same time.
Does this necessitate a marriage?
No.... but we're forgetting two important facts:

*Katie Holmes is a hot virgin
*Tom Cruise is a male

It's a perfect mathematic equation. If that douche bag from A Beautiful Mind was here he would be seeing Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes as two perfect numbers coming together to make an sexy equation, and in his head he would be able to envision that happening as super-micro-quantum-physiconomics, or some shit.. it's too meta for me to understand. He can actually write out their entire relationship in advanced algebra equations, with the most complex problem yet to be solved:

CRUISE WANTS TO NAIL A HOT VIRGIN.
aint nothing wrong with that.


Tom Cruise, babysitting a new rising celebrity... who he fixes to bang

As you can see there's kind of a distance between them that needs to be filled... by his dong.
Here's a new equation for ya, John Nash: Marriage = Cockblocked

It's kind of like Nick and Jessica... Nick wanted the hottest girl he could find and he found her... only one problem: She won't let him wax dat ass unless he puts a ring on her finger. No problem, he's rich anyway, and he got a hugely popular reality tv series out of it right after his own music career had gone down the drain (except i hear he's big in japan and germany). So he marries Jessica, makes her a woman (repeatedly), cashes in, and then realizes how f'ing annoying she is and starts going to strip clubs. That's about surprising as when Jeff came back from a huge spring-break UCONN party with an infection of some sort.

Whatever happens, it all boils down to cooking: He wants to turn that cherry pie into jam. Mystery Solved. Go see their respective films.

-Jordan, Celebrity Mathematician

Best Poster Ever

Since no one is aware of the Brooklyn We Back blog just yet (im assuming),
Here is a copy of the poster I put up at Media Wave to promote the radio show:

You like Drew and Jordan, Right?

I thought so.

And you don’t hate children...

do you?

And you don’t hate America...

do you?

Well then, if you like Drew and Jordan, and/or you don’t hate children and don’t hate America, prove it by listening to our new radio show:

”BROOKLYN WE BACK”

On 88.5 FM or www.wvof.org

Every Tuesday Night from 8-10pm

All the nonsense and fighting you hear out of us behind the counter at work, plus some good music.

My mom's printer is color but didn't print the red parts, so my hair and the american flag are in yellow... which, you know, brings a certain luminescence to the whole thing.

-Jordan

The Devil Himself

Breaking News: Our boss was finally brought to justice...

Well, he can't be all bad...

and you all thought he was a mild-manored video store owner, well here's the hard truth for you soft minds

new Brooklyn We Back blog

Yo, I just made a new blog for Brooklyn We Back which will keep you updated on everything you want to know about the show... times, pictures, playlists, turn ons and turn offs of the hosts, upcoming ticket giveaway and guests, etc etc
so check that shit daily.
www.brooklynweback.blogspot.com

-Jordan

They've finally come up with a useful invention

the best name for anything ever

This is just a quick post to hold you fans over until i do another real post.
I payed a visit to The Penthouse Boutique recently (yes, i went with a girl, and yes i still used their nudie booth anyway) . For a House of Sin they sure do close early on week nights. 11pm? Are you kidding me? Anywho, since we got there at about 10:50 thinking we'd have at least an hour of fun looking at their nasty porn tapes, trying on their sexy langerie and hitting eachother with their life-size prosthetic arm (for fisting) and their arm-size dildos, I only had time to look at a few of their funny products. But I think you'll all agree I did not leave without something of value..
The Vibro-Dong is pretty self-explanitory. From the picture on the package I can decipher that using the Vibro-Dong makes your girlfriend turn into a Penthouse model. But not only that, it has the best name for anything ever in the history of time. I'm glad that the word "DONG", a word which i fondly use at least 25 times a day, has been made legitimate by a respected company like this.
Oh yea, and now it comes with Dual Motors! take my word for it, it feels awesome!

-Jordo-Dong

The Letter Part 3: Revenge of the Nerd!

Just when you thought it was safe to check the return bin...

THE LETTER PART 3:: REVENGE OF THE NERD!!!!

Oh man, this is getting out of hand, wouldn't you say? I thought the last 2 were something special, but now this guy is just goin all out in a suprise tactical move by repeatedly hammering us with unrelenting force. Letter after letter! It's killing me! Paul, let's just give the man what he wants! We already know that he is either a master of disguise and stealth, undetectable operations, but he may also be a shape-shifting mutant nerd with an unquenchable thirst for old B sci-fi films the likes of which the world has never seen. Or perhaps he's even a nerd cyborg from the future and he will not stop until he gets what ge wants... or until we are dead! NOOO!!!
wait.. i'm sort of thinking of The Terminator.

Ok, here's the letter word for word exactly the way it was written:
(But read The Letter and The Letter Part 2 first)

Deah Boss Guy at da video store.

I wike your place. You got good stuff but pwease get my most favahwit pichurs! Deh are...

(Insert list of old sci-fi movies here)


Tanks fer gettin 2 good pichures awready!
Get da west az kwik az you kan

Tanks a wot!

And this mastermind signed it:

-Poopie Pants

I'm not really sure what to say at this point. The terminator may be an unstoppable killing machine, but he isn't mentally deficiant.... I'm not sure who we're dealing with here. Now he's changing characters from caligraphy style signed by Queen Elizabeth, to dangerous hand-written in blood style font signed by Idi Amen Dada, to typing the way Drew usually speaks and signing it with an obviously made up name. I mean come on, who would name their kid Poopie Pants? it's a dead give away! duh

Some of the employees have come up with possible suspects but none of them seem likely. These include:
* the owner (paul) has a multiple personality (or 2 or 3 i guess) and this is a way for his subconcious to express his desire to expand our inventory
* Bill the UPS guy (who loves Jesus, sky diving and schizer porn videos-which would acount for the poopie pants alias)
* Old Man Jenkins who blew up the old mill in our Scooby-Doo style ending
*The letters don't exist at all and this whole thing is a dream in the mind of a child... whoa that is so meta

Until this point I didn't think our stalker even came into the store, especially since the letter from the first post was post marked from stamford, but apparently we, without knowing we were fufilling the express demands of Queen/Dictator Elizabeth Idi Amin Dada, have already added some of these films to our store catalog and he/she has been in the store to notice this. That makes me wonder if maybe he has also followed us home...
maybe he's even reading this blog. I'd be honored.

Stalk On, my childish friend

-Jordan

The Letter Part 2 (Attack of the Lonely Dictator)

For those of you out there that didn't believe in The Letter (please refer to this post before reading further.. or don't, bitch), or maybe thought that it wasn't a big deal will now read in awe of...

The Letter: Part 2

That's right folks, we got another one. And so soon after the last one, too. The Queen is getting impatient.... Or so I thought. Turns out it isn't the Queen of England sending these at all. Let me explain.
I only got my hands on this letter a few days ago, but this is what I was told: The Letter was dropped off in the return box this time instead of going through the postal service. Luckily, it wasn't a bomb (but next time it could be). It had just the word "MEDIA" printed on it... Yea, don't ask me... it's fuckin weird. This time there is a new font and it looks like it's supposed to be written in either fountain pen ink or blood (except it isn't red, it's black), it has that hand-written, splattered and dripping look to it. It is addressed to "Persons at Media Wave" and starts off the list by saying

"The following list of DVDs is to be added. My patience is limited!!!"

followed by the exact same list of DVDs that he/she always sends, including the few movies on it that we arleady carry in the store.

Here's where the ultra-nutting-strangeness begins:
The letter is SCENTED,(yes, scented...) and in the margin is a green smiley face sticker that is almost disturbing considering the violent tone of the letter.
At the end of the list he/she goes on to say:

"Instructions to be carried out immediately!
By Order!

signed by:

"His Excellency,
Doctor, Field Marshall, President For Life,
Idi Amin Da Da "

Now, if the readers out there are unaware of who Idi Amin Dada is (the author of the letter spelled his own name wrong... interesting) and haven't already googled him to seem smart (like I did), he is A. The former Dictator of Urganda and one of the most insane and hated men in history and B. he is dead.


one of our loyal customers,Idi Amin Dada

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are recieving letters from beyond the grave!!
Here are some interesting facts about our ghost writer:
*After the coup of his predecessor, he rounded up all the military leaders who opposed him, killed them, decapitated them and sat their heads around the presidential dinner table and scolded them for not supporting him and treated himself to pieces of their flesh which he ate off their heads.
*He suffered from numerous sexual diseases and was illiterate
*He married and divorced many different women at a time
*Gave all Asians in Urganda a 90 day notice to flea the country or be murdered
*Reportedly ate 40 oranges a day to keep up his "sex power"

I know you're saying to yourself "Jordan, that sounds suprisingly similar to you", and you're right. He sounds like a pretty stand up gent to me, but who am I to say who's sane and who's insane?

At least our murderous dictator friend is sweet enough to scent the letter and put a smiley face sticker on it. Now we know he isn't so bad.
Hey, maybe the Queen of England and Idi Amin Dada are teaming up for a super conspiracy to control the whole world!! We're not sure how letters to Media Wave tie into this, but I know someday soon all the pieces will come together. And I for one welcome our royal overlords, living or undead. I'll do my best to get these movies in stock for you sir, and allow me to help you round up insolent customers whos heads you may feast upon during tea with the Queen.

-Jordan, faithful devotee to the New World Order

Brooklyn We Back: Episode 1

Just a quick reminder that our radio show "Brooklyn We Back" will debut tonight at our new time slot of 8pm on 88.5FM or www.wvof.org. Unforunately Drew won't be with me tonight due to an emergency penile reduction surgery, but he should be healed and ready to talk by next tuesday. Instead we have the next best thing (which isnt saying much), one of our other blog contributers and Drew's littler half KINA! She packs enough sass in each punch to knock out the average college radio listener, so check it out.

again that's tuesday (tonight) at 8pm on 88.5 fm WVOF.org

-Jordan
*more actual blogs to come

Amending Jordan’s Madness

Response To: “Over the Top”

First off, keep in mind that “Over the Top” is just a big rip off of “Kramer vs. Kramer” except that it includes the amazing element of arm-wrestling. I mean – arm wrestling! Supposedly, audiences at the time, would walk out of “Kramer vs. Kramer” and go “You know, child custody movies are good and all, but what they’re really missing is arm wrestling.” So, ask and ye shall receive, and boy did fucking Stallone receive. Of course that’s how a bad ass trucker like Stallone would solve his problems with his huge fucking biceps. That’s how shit gets accomplished in the Stallone-averse. Recognize.

Secondly, while his name is pretty awesome, it’s nothing compared to Tom Cruise’s name in “Days of Thunder.” His name? Cole Trickle. Charles and I were trying to come up with his character’s name a couple of years ago and I threw out two gems: Cutter Steele and Chip Fury. So, don’t be surprised if you’re flipping through late night cable in about ten years, and one of our bottom-dollar action masterpieces comes on with a character named Cutter Steele or Chip Fury… We would obviously be making these movies to fuel our cocaine or heroin habit…

Response to: The Letter

So, I’m outside selling tapes like a madman this past Saturday. (We are in the process of getting rid of all our videotapes, leaving room for the pristine, shaved-kooch sheen of DVD.) And Paul ducks his head out of the store and (in an uncharacteristically chipper way): “We got another letter!”

My obvious response: “No way!”

Paul: “Yep. And it’s SCENTED.”

And, truth be told, the motherfucker WAS scented. Smelled pretty good, actually. The weirdo bandito loser also dropped it off in the drop slot which means one thing: Buckingham Palace my ass. (Charles’ old room was called Fuckingham Palace, due to all the hot ass bitches he got inside those four walls.)

The letters keep getting weirder and weirder (obviously)… it’s just so bizarre…

Response To: The Radio Show

Sadly, I won’t be around for the premiere episode of “Brooklyn We Back” because I will be in the City, kickin’ it Sri Lankan style with M.I.A. at S.O.B.’s (more acronyms! Now!) So, let me tell everyone out there in the blogosphere: it’ll suck. Don’t listen. Wait until the week after. Don’t feed Jordan’s all-consuming ego, cuz then I’ll have to deal with it.

Alright… that’s it…

I’m out.

D.

DVD picks of the week

After going through quite a lot of brilliant movies that we got on DVD, we have a clear winner for this week:

"Over The Top"

Lincoln Hawk will fight for his son the only way he knows how.

Wow. Stallone, the most manly man in the entire world, plays a TRUCKER named Lincoln Hawk. That is up there with manly names like Trent Steele and Max Power (although, those last 2 are actually jokes from The Simpsons... ). The plot is some crap about his wife dying and he has to fight for his son or something no one cares about, the point is he has to fight, and he's going to fight the only way he knows how.... by entering the National Arm Wrestling Championships.
uh... what the nuts? Well, at least the competition is held in Las Vegas so maybe he'll run into the guys from Casino and he'll have a fists and hammers fight with them, but probably not.
Kick ass cover, but the actual kick-assness of the plot is questionable.

The Runner-Up is:

Funky Monkey

He's the best super-Ninja secret agent football star monkey hero around.

Before you read on, re-read the tagline under the picture. This is the *actual* tagline of the movie. I'm left wondering how these movie producers stole my idea for a movie right out of my note book!
If you know me, you know what a HUGE fan i am of animal movies, especially ones featuring animals involved in extreme sports, and especially chimps.
Favorites include (just look at these amazing posters):

The Barefoot Executive,
Monkeys, Go Home!, MVP and the recent MXP (Most Xtreme Primate). Funky Monkey, the rightful heir to the MVP throne, stars respected actor Matthew Modine in a story about a science geek kid who somehow meets a super-chimp (it happens every day, folks) and teams up with a scientist to stop an evil animal testing center. So it has a good message. Morals, and what not. But it's not just educational, Modine also uses his scientific knowledge of studdery to help the kid get the girls of his dreams. I say more movies with Chimps, less movies with Ben Affleck. I also think Michael Bay should do a chimp movie, now that would be Xtreme!



Tied with 2nd Place (oh fudge, they are all #1 in my book!) is the classic:
Twin Sitters

You're never home alone when you're a twin!

This one I literally giggled at when I saw it. Thank God for those Barbarian Brothers, right? Sure, the elderly have their classic Marx Brothers "humor", but lets face it: Nothing is funny in black and white. Today's generation has a new brand of comic genius, and it comes in the form of 2 hulking muscle men with inspiringly intense mullets that are matched only by their gratuitously stylin boots. Why they aren't working today is a mystery but I'll have to assume it's because they choose to settle down from the Hollywood glitz and glamor to start their own wacky families.
The first time i saw these guys was in a deleted scene from Natural Born Killers.... and that really has nothing to do with anything. But since then the seed of interest and amazement was planted in me and is finally being nurtured to grow with the fertilizer of comedy that is "Twin Sitters".
The documentary film "The Corporation" informed us about some of the real life evil of corporations and big business, but this film takes it to another level. The Barbarian Bros aren't just babysitters in a hilariously mismatched situational comedy, they are also heroes fighting an evil business executive who is relentlessly poisoning our air with toxic waste. This certainly rings true in our time and although this film was made long before the Bush administration, I think it's obvious that it was released on DVD at this point in time to allow itself to be used as an obvious allegory and metaphor for our President.

See, you can find really deep things in movies you wouldn't normally know about. This is why you come to Media Wave, Showcase of Depravity.

There are many films I wanted to include in this post that just didn't make it because you people I'm sure already think this post is too long. Well fuck you, you're the ones missing out. Anywho, here are a few Media Wave movie picks from us to you that I desperately urge yall to check out on your own:


Suck It and See - the best title for a porn movie EVER, doesn't quite live up it's name or cover.
"Fat Actress: Season One" - my hero/media strategy genius/fat actress Kirstie Alley makes money on her slovenly eating habits by turning it into a 'clever, groundbreaking' series.


Being Ron Jeremy - tagline: Why be John Malkovich when you can be Ron Jeremy!. This movie lives out every young man's fantasy: To be a short, fat, unmistakably ugly troll who has diseased women let him nail them with his 13 inch dong. That's all well and good, but I'll humbly stick to myself and my inferior 9 1/2 inches.


The Girl Who Shagged Me - "Put's the 'Double Ooohhh' back in 'Secret Agent'". Let's face it, for a fake 70's soft core porno action movie made in 2005 starring porn/knock-off-movie-porn darling (featured in our upcoming post about our celebrated Porn setion) Misty Mundae, this is a great title.


Return To The Bat Cave: The Misadventures of Adam and Burt - The uninteresting behind the scenes story of Adam West and Burt.. who cares what his last name is, in the original Batman series. Can you think of anything more pathetic? I can, check back next week! Just check out the cover, it's brilliant.

Radio Update

*RADIO UPDATE*


Drew and I doing our radio show. We don't just act like children...



Thank you all (3 of you) for responding to the poll about which time slot you think is better. Thankfully, none of your responses matter because i got our time slot changed to 8pm-10pm on Tuesday night.
While we have a poll so we can get your honest opinions, I'm more interested in you telling me what I want to hear, but all of you responded with the wrong answer saying the time slot we didn't have was the better one. Real nice, guys. I was pretty disapointed that no one picked the answer about us being really sexy. Some faithful readers you are..

anyway, so there's a partially funny story to go with this update:

I went into the station on Tuesday afternoon to make sure everything was all set for the show on *Tuesday at Midnight*, which was later that night. The station managers were telling me, as they had all week, to have a good show, acknowledging that the show was indeed on Tuesday night. Just as I'm about to leave, one of the managers says

"uh dude... your show was last night".

"nigga what?" i said, in shock and disbelief.
"yea... you're on on tuesday at midnight, but that was this morning, as in monday night", he says.
".................................. balls" i say.

Chuck, our program manager seen here:

so because we are all either idiots or we think like normal people about what "tuesday at midnight" means, we missed our first show.
But there is good news...
You see, I am also doing a seperate show of "radical jewish culture" music (dont ask, just listen) at 9 am on monday mornings. Now, while I am super sexy and have super strength and have super powers in the bedroom, I am not "super man" and as such I can't really handle getting up at 8 am, doing 3 hour radio show and then working a full day at The Wave only to stay up til 2am that morning doing another show. Luckily, my fellow WVOF DJ who calls himself "Juicey Juice" hasn't been showing up to his 8-10pm time slot for over 4 weeks in a row.
The funniest part (to me) was when, not knowing the DJ's real name, the program manager had to call him (waking him up at 12:30 in the afternoon...) and say "hi, is this Juicey Juice?"

So, long story already ended, we got his time slot. Isn't that the tits?

So to recap:
We are morons, but we have a new and improved time slot
*Brooklyn We Back will be on at 8-10pm on Tuesday Night on 88.5 WVOF (www.wvof.org).
You people best listen or i'll whoop you upside yall heads. You're going to listen because you know it will be better than any radio show you've ever heard in your lives. The Jesuits don't normally allow this much ass-kicking on the air, so we expect to be kicked off pretty soon. And you should call in (254-4002 i think) because you can make requests, or get famous, or win free concert tickets (the only perk of having a radio show at a college station, besides getting lots of hoes on your jock)