They've finally come up with a useful invention

the best name for anything ever

This is just a quick post to hold you fans over until i do another real post.
I payed a visit to The Penthouse Boutique recently (yes, i went with a girl, and yes i still used their nudie booth anyway) . For a House of Sin they sure do close early on week nights. 11pm? Are you kidding me? Anywho, since we got there at about 10:50 thinking we'd have at least an hour of fun looking at their nasty porn tapes, trying on their sexy langerie and hitting eachother with their life-size prosthetic arm (for fisting) and their arm-size dildos, I only had time to look at a few of their funny products. But I think you'll all agree I did not leave without something of value..
The Vibro-Dong is pretty self-explanitory. From the picture on the package I can decipher that using the Vibro-Dong makes your girlfriend turn into a Penthouse model. But not only that, it has the best name for anything ever in the history of time. I'm glad that the word "DONG", a word which i fondly use at least 25 times a day, has been made legitimate by a respected company like this.
Oh yea, and now it comes with Dual Motors! take my word for it, it feels awesome!

-Jordo-Dong