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The Showcase of Depravity

This is the long hard truth. It goes extra deep.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Friday, June 17, 2005

They've finally come up with a useful invention


the best name for anything ever

This is just a quick post to hold you fans over until i do another real post.
I payed a visit to The Penthouse Boutique recently (yes, i went with a girl, and yes i still used their nudie booth anyway) . For a House of Sin they sure do close early on week nights. 11pm? Are you kidding me? Anywho, since we got there at about 10:50 thinking we'd have at least an hour of fun looking at their nasty porn tapes, trying on their sexy langerie and hitting eachother with their life-size prosthetic arm (for fisting) and their arm-size dildos, I only had time to look at a few of their funny products. But I think you'll all agree I did not leave without something of value..
The Vibro-Dong is pretty self-explanitory. From the picture on the package I can decipher that using the Vibro-Dong makes your girlfriend turn into a Penthouse model. But not only that, it has the best name for anything ever in the history of time. I'm glad that the word "DONG", a word which i fondly use at least 25 times a day, has been made legitimate by a respected company like this.
Oh yea, and now it comes with Dual Motors! take my word for it, it feels awesome!

-Jordo-Dong

2 Comments:

  • At 9:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Thats funny that you used their nudie booths. The only problem is that there aren't any. Believe me, I know. I was the store manger there in the Milford, CT location.

     
  • At 1:29 PM, Blogger Jordan, and ya don't stop said…

    you caught me. i was there, and i thought i saw something, but it was more for a joke. oh well

     

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