Rich people are just as stupid as poor people

this pompous rich guy who drives a Hummer and thinks he's a GQ model (example he usually wearing a white scarf or a fashionable handkerchief with everything from designer shorts to pin striped suits) came in and he gave me a 50 dollar bill to pay for a 1 dollar late fee.... i looked at him like "you're not serious, are you?" and he looked back at me like "yes, yes I am"


Paul needed distilled water to fuel our disc repair machine and I overheard him on the phone with one of the intelligent employees over at BJ's to see if they carried it:

Paul: Hello I'm calling to see if you have any bottles of DISTILLED water?
....(paul waits for the response)
Paul: No, DISTILLED WATER, not spring water
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Paul: D I S T I L L E D... water
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Paul: No? Ok thank you