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"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Sunday, April 09, 2006

The Mark of the Beast

I don't mean to alarm the masses, but I have just witnessed a sign of the apocalypse:
Someone just recieved $6.66 as their change!
FUCK, the mark of the beast.
As soon as they walked out the door they were impaled by a lamp post that fell over after a car hit it when swerving for a black cat crossing the street. Also damaged in the accident were several mirrors in the neighboring mirror shop that just happened to be there. This can only mean bad things.

Right after that an old man with a pointy black goatee walked in and I had no choice but to take the shotgun kept under the counter and blow his devil ass away. It turns out that he wasn't the devil after all, but it's better to be safe than sorry.

-Jordan

In other 666 news, "al gore - 666",
and there's a pretty sweet mutant biker gang you should check out

2 Comments:

  • At 12:02 AM, Blogger Zombie Drew said…

    A couple of things:

    One, on the Al Gore site there’s a little bookmark at the top that says “World War III is Avoidable.” Or is it? Clearly the webmaster of this site (an HTML Wizard in his/her own right) has never seen a little film called “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines.” World War III is not avoidable, especially when we’ve got a fucking lunatic president who’s fucking around with nuclear weapons AND Iran. Whew.

    Secondly: while not surprising to most of you, Ann Coulter is in fact the devil. Her new book, entitled “Godless: The Church of Liberalism” (I can barely type that and hold down my dinner) will drop on 6/6/06, the same day as the new “Omen” remake.

    Lastly, for more on mutant biker gangs I suggest you check out a little film called “Hell Comes to Frogtown,” in which “Rowdy” Roddy Piper (post-“They Live”) stars as Sam Hell and he, you know, goes to Frogtown – a post apocalyptic landscape where huge frogmen rape unsuspecting human women. Yeah, it’s basically a more sex-and-violence filled rip-off of “Planet of the Apes,” except with a character named Sam Hell played by “Rowdy” Roddy Piper. Post-“They Live.”

    Drew

     
  • At 8:44 PM, Blogger Cliff Brenford said…

    I don't know about mutant bikers...but the site i got had chicken bikers. What? So funny.

     

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