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The Showcase of Depravity

This is the long hard truth. It goes extra deep.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Friday, March 17, 2006

The Greatest Motion Picture of All Time

Sure, this is only tenuously connected to the normal goings-on at the Showcase but it does excel in one thing which we absolutely eat up: ridiculousness. To spare. Also, it more-than-slightly resembles Sci-Fi Channel original movies, which we love. (I was just watching one such original, “Minotaur,” last night, in which the monster looked much less like a Minotaur and much more like a leftover puppet from the ill-fated “Tremors” television series. But I digress…) And you can bet your balls we’ll be recommending this puppy to anyone and everyone when it comes out on DVD (undoubtedly in time for Halloween), even if we hate the actual movie.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you…




Jordan's favorite line (obviously): "Enough is enough! I've had it with these snakes!" Sammy, you've done it again.
Jordan's favorite part of the trailer: The whole thing.
This concept is perfect: Snakes. On a plane. What more is there to say? Best Title Ever.


THAT'S A LOT OF SNAKES!

3 Comments:

  • At 4:24 PM, Anonymous Jess said…

    that is hysterical.

    wow... didnt know that hollywood was runnning outta ideas haha

     
  • At 7:52 PM, Blogger Jordan, and ya don't stop said…

    Oh no? When's the last time you saw a hollywood movie?
    (Cheaper By The Dozen 2, Taxi, etc etc)

     
  • At 9:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    what's with the slacking? time to update!

     

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