Born Late

This morning, this dude comes in all hurriedly and drops a DVD in the return slot, saying, simply:

"I was born late."

Then he dashed out of the store. (For those of you that are retarded and/or vote Republican: his movie was late.)

Isn't it funny that he stopped in, instead of driving through, so that someone else in this world could hear his witty little quip?

Afterwards I shook my head, went back to work, and thought nothing of it... Until a Google search informed me that former teen heartthrob and current showrunner of "Invasion" Shaun Cassidy once had an album called "Born Late." And what a fucking album it was.