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The Showcase of Depravity

This is the long hard truth. It goes extra deep.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Thursday, March 09, 2006

Born Late



This morning, this dude comes in all hurriedly and drops a DVD in the return slot, saying, simply:


"I was born late."


Then he dashed out of the store. (For those of you that are retarded and/or vote Republican: his movie was late.)

Isn't it funny that he stopped in, instead of driving through, so that someone else in this world could hear his witty little quip?

Afterwards I shook my head, went back to work, and thought nothing of it... Until a Google search informed me that former teen heartthrob and current showrunner of "Invasion" Shaun Cassidy once had an album called "Born Late." And what a fucking album it was.

2 Comments:

  • At 10:12 PM, Blogger BloomingtonGirl said…

    Jordan & Drew,
    Since all I have to work with out here is Blockbuster, could you please email me some movie recs? I will send you some cookies and brownies, okay?
    Joni

     
  • At 1:13 AM, Blogger Jordan, and ya don't stop said…

    thats a deal if ive ever heard one. and i mean even more so than on "deal or no deal", it's a fuckin deal.

    let me (us) think about that one

    -j

     

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