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The Showcase of Depravity

This is the long hard truth. It goes extra deep.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Houston, We Have a Slogan

Working with Jeff is a lot like drinking a whole vat of outdated Robitussin: bewildering, invigorating, slightly arousing. This is never more true than when he's in his Party Ghost mode, a made up character he created when one day, he poetically expounded: "I can't wait to die so I can come back as a party ghost, to make all the kids party."
We all thought it was a pretty funny comment, one keeping in line with Jeff's usual profane rants and hilarious assents. Secretly Jordan and I have been working on a line of merchandising and film rights which could net us tens of millions of dollars. We see it as sort of like "Beetlejuice" meets "Harold & Kumar" for the college humor crowd. (Don't tell Jeff. He'll want in.)
The Party Ghost character is exemplified by a howl/yelp (yowl?) that Jeff has perfected, much to the ire of our boss Paul J. (owner), who one day put an official halt to it for the entire day.
Today, Jeff started coming up with slogans and mantras for the Party Ghost. I was sure to write them down as our forthcoming talking action figure, Party Ghost - Now With Yelping Action! is hitting stores soon.
Here goes:
PARTY GHOST: We suck you off.
Questions: who is Jeff sucking off? And who is "we?" Are there more than one party ghost? If so, Jordan and I need to schedule a development meeting. Stat.
And the other:

PARTY GHOST: We're coming to take your sister's virginity.
I guess that one makes more sense. But only slightly.
From beyond the grave...
Spookily yours,


  • At 1:10 PM, Anonymous Jordan said…

    wow, Jeff is a genius.
    Don't forget his slogan... what was it? Stand your ground? plus something profane. I dont know, it's in a blog somewhere, lost in our sorted history.

    great pictures, too.
    Party Ghost 4 Ever

  • At 8:07 PM, Anonymous Michelle said…

    Party Ghost? Thats sounds like the title of the next aaron carter movie.


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