My favorite call of the day

My favorite Christmas shopper call of the day:

Desperate customer: Do you have "Ladies In Lavender" for sale?
Me: No, we find that most old women can't operate DVD players so we don't stock it
Desperate customer: Hmm, well could you recommend anyone who would sell it? Like Barnes and Nobles or Borders?
Me: Yes ma'am I could.. How about Barnes and Nobles or Borders? They might stock it
Desperate caller: Thanks for your help

I'm not really sure what it takes for you to call up an independent retailer and ask them to suggest other major competitors to recommend our customers too, but it seemed like she already had a pretty good idea of what her options were. I guess it's good that she called us first.
By the way, that part in italics is what I really wanted to say but didn't. The rest of it was real.

-Jordan