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The Showcase of Depravity

This is the long hard truth. It goes extra deep.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Konversations with Geoff

We were talking about the "red asshole" in the Christmas post. The fucking Republican jerkwad who rented "Farenheit 9/11," then turned it off after fifteen minutes so he could "get the guy's opinion." Right. At least he saw the montage set to "Vacation." Anyway, Jeff had this to say about him:

Jeff: Yo, that Letterman guy wants his hair back.
Jeff: No, that dude with the flat face.
Me: Uhhh...
Jeff: Conaaannn....
Me: Conan O'Brien!?!?!
Jeff: YEAH!!!

(Followed by much high-pitched yelping and me looking confused.)

Also, Jeff made this helpful suggestion:

Dude, why don't you get all the soda out of the cooler and throw it on the

Spoken like a true party ghost.



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