The first rental of the day is....

And the first rental of the day is.......
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Sex Clinic!
Perfect for 10:15 a.m. on a rainy winters morn.

I've always been fascinated/weirded out by older men, or anyone really, who rents porn first thing in the morning. He wasn't a weird guy, he usually rents old B action movies and he was quite pleasant and totally unashamed about what he was renting.
Renting porn at 10 in the morning is like waking up and drinking a beer... perhaps a warm beer from the night before. It's definately the right thing to do, but it's not really the right time to be doing it.

Like most people, I wait til 4pm to start watching porn... and to start drinking. They tend to coincide with eachother. It's just more natural that way.