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The Showcase of Depravity

This is the long hard truth. It goes extra deep.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Friday, January 13, 2006

The Coolest Car EVER

Photograph by Drew Taylor AKA Dr. Beat

There are two kinds of people in this world: Those that have flaming skulls and fire on their trucks, and those who wish they did. Media Wave has been known to attract both. I wish I could say this was my car, but mine has a flaming skull from hell AND a hot naked chick riding a huge snake... also from hell. (see: my post on Whitesnake's "Love Hunter" )

Free rental to anyone who owns this car, has a car this awesome, or even knows someone who has a car this badass. Knowing someone like this can increase your badassness by a least a few points, which is a lot more than you'd get by trying to be badass on your own.

-Jordan

(P.S. If you didn't click on the links, please do so)

2 Comments:

  • At 5:45 PM, Blogger Jill said…

    when i was in the sixth grade, we had a long-term substitute art teacher. i forget his name but it was probably something like bob. anyway, bob runs a contest wherein whoever draws the best picture wins that picture being airbrushed onto bob's van. no kidding! some kid matt won, with a picture of a three-headed snake, or a tiger jumping out of a tree, or a vulture swooping down from the sky or some such crap. imagine agreeing to airbrush your van with a 12-year-old's picture..? wait... now that i think about it... i'm going to check pedophilia police reports from southington, ct in the early 80s....

    jill, marinating chicken as i type.

     
  • At 3:04 AM, Blogger Scarletizm said…

    flames on cars make me puke hot lava.

    Flames = every 'pimp my ride' episode on MTV

     

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