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The Showcase of Depravity

This is the long hard truth. It goes extra deep.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Wednesday, December 14, 2005

For those who love 70's rollerskating and 70's cannibalistic violence

Here is an interesting phone call I just recieved displaying our customers varied tastes in movies

Caller: Hey I'm just lookin for a couple movies...
Me: Oook.... what would you like?
Caller: Do you have Roll Bounce?
Me: Yes sir we do
Caller: How about 40 Year Old Virgin?
Me: Ooof course
Caller: And how bout Cannibal Holocaust?
Me: Certainly!
So, as you can see we fill the needs of our customers from the lovers of Nick Cannon and Lil' Bow Wow in a roller disco to the lovers of brutal savages devouring women alive... sometimes all in the same request.

-Jordan

P.S. for more on Cannibal Holocaust, check these wonderfully cannibalist links: The Real Holocaust, Jeff Quotes & other bullshit

1 Comments:

  • At 9:41 AM, Blogger Captain Sparkles said…

    I don't know how I found this blog.

    Where the fuck is Fairfield?

    Do you think Kina would go out with me? I bet she's cute.

    "Old Men Are So Hip Sometimes" is pure genius.

    How come video store clerks are more interesting and articulate than the other 102% of the population?

     

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