A couple of things that contributed to my loss of faith in humanity

Here is another classic Jeff quote from this week, followed by 3 examples of why I am not at all saddened by the impending Robot Apocalypse, the slaughter of human kind.


My sister was telling Jeff about the cult horror movie "Cannibal Holocaust" and said "they rape women and then eat them alive"
to which Jeff replies, "Hell yea nigga, ain't no other way to live. South Bronx! Concrete Jungle, baby!"
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This douche bag comes in and asks me to throw his cup away for him. I ask him if his cup is empty and he says yes. He hands me his cup which is at least half full. I look down at the cup and then look up at him with utter bewilderment in my eyes, he just walks away.

Perhaps he thought I was asking a philosphical question about his outlook on life? I guess after all this shit I still see the cup as half full.
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This guy with his kid are in the store buying "Madagascar" on DVD. The customer waiting in line behind him starts up a quick, pointless conversation about the movie. Then randomly in a sudden change of tone from friendly to stern and out of line, the customer waiting says to the one buying the DVD
"One thing you need to know: Don't use the TV as a babysitter. It comes back to bite you in the ass later in life..."
The guy buying Madagascar is pretty taken aback and says "yea.. yea, well, I don't. Usually it's an educational tool like Sesame Street and such.."
and the rude guy says "yea, still..."

weird.
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This woman comes in the store and asks if we have a computer with the internet here.
Curious as to why she would ask such a question, assuming it's going to be something strange and annoying, I say "yees.... why?..."
and she says "Do you mind if I use it to check my email?"
I look at her, again with utter bewilderment in my eyes, and all that comes out of my mouth is "uhh..... Paul, is it ok if this woman comes in just to use our internet??", and he says "um, I suppose. If you're quick".
Keep in mind that this internet computer is BEHIND THE COUNTER. Also keep in mind that this women is NOT a customer. She just came in the store randomly hoping we had internet.

So she comes behind the counter, interupting what we were doing, and then TAKES A CELL PHONE CALL while checking her email, and stays on the phone and on our computer for at least 5 minutes.
Paul and I are standing there looking at eachother like, "is this really happening?".
She carries on her loud and obnoxious cell phone conversation as if suddenly she hasn't just stepped into a random place of business of which she is not a patron to use their internet, but as if maybe she was in her own car where she could have an obnoxious cell phone conversation in privacy while she's cutting people off and not using her blinkers.
Finally she apologizes, while on her cell phone, and runs out.

What the balls?

-Jordan