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The Showcase of Depravity

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"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Sunday, May 08, 2005

Most annoying customer of the day/year/CENTURY!

So we've probably mentioned the #1 most annoying customer of the century on here before, and I have no qualms in calling him by name: Allen Levy. He's either a lawyer or a dentist or something really annoying...
anyway, i'm not going to get into all the stories we have about him, i'm just going to focus on why he got #1 annoying customer of the day award today.

So he's been suprisingly and refreshingly less annoying than he usually is, which is a huge improvement. Then, after using a coupon (he never goes one day without taking advantage of any and all oppertunities to get something for free), he then takes our long strip of coupons (about 1 3rd of a whole piece of notebook paper, to put it in persepctive) and combines it with several other coupons from other stores, and then rips them all up into shreds and leaves it on the counter in a big messy pile in front of me.

"uh, yea, can you throw that out?" he says as i'm staring at him, giving him the "there's no way you don't know that is rude, or maybe you were actually raised by animals" look.

and thats the end of the story. I hate him, he's so nutting annoying!!!! anyone else it would have been slightly less rude, but he also made the pile like, spread out across the counter space, it wasn't even a neat compacted pile. Bastard!

-Jordan

1 Comments:

  • At 1:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Allen Levy is either a psychologist or psychiatrist. I am not sure which, but i am positive he is on of those

     

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