My Day So Far

this kid comes up to the counter and right away i think he is funny looking cause he is really scrawny and has kind of a big head, and to make himself look entirely ridiculous he is carrying this HUGE backpack that is probably bigger than him, or at least bigger than his extra large head.

So he comes up to me and goes
"do you give anything free?"

"just smiles" i reply.

he stars at me with a completley vacant look.... he was not into my patented brand of sarcastic humor.

"not even stickers or anything? man that sucks... dammmn..." he complains, and proceeds to hang his head and rest in on the counter, a defeated man. It almost seemed like he was going to bang his head on the counter a few times, but he just rested it softly a few times... meanwhile i'm looking at him like "um... would you like to see a therapist?"


THEN

one of our classic customers who's history includes traveling the world and sleeping with a lot of women (and sharing this info with drew on the train) comes up to the counter, i say "how ya doing?" and he just says
"early to bed, early to rise, and your girl's out sleepin with the other guys. remember that"

i will, i really will.


-jordan