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This is the long hard truth. It goes extra deep.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Friday, April 08, 2005

Blogger Goes Cross-Country

I'm bbaaaaack! Well, everyone, I'm back from Texas and I tried to get some new Media Wave blog readership down south - but I think we may be a little too weird to translate. I learned that Claire and her friends are very different from us. They actually get dressed up to go out, they actually go out, they're all gorgeous and tan, and they rarely ever talk about "jizz". Although I didn't accomplish everything I said I would - I did manage to do a few things I had been wanting to: went to the Mexican market and bought some kick ass outfits (even though my shoes ended up being two right feet and two different sizes), saw the Riverwalk, ate Mexican food about 9 times, thanks to Claire and her Barbi-clone friends - I may have adopted an eating disorder, went to a Christian fraternity party (seriously), made it about ten times harder for myself not to say "y'all", saw a couple of people I went to school with (and didn't remember them at all), bought some jewelery from some hippies in Austin, and absolutely loved seeing San Antonio and my love, Claire again! So all in all, aside from the blisters I have from walking with two right foot shoes on, I had a great time. We won't mention the fact that I missed my plane in Dallas and started crying in the middle of the airport.

I'm glad to be home though, good old Connecticut where we never get dressed up to do anything, we (for the most part) hate Bush and country music, and our idea of a fun Friday night is Nutmeg Bowling and Cumberland Farms!

Kina

1 Comments:

  • At 12:47 PM, Blogger Jordan, and ya don't stop said…

    you're wrong about one thing, Kina. All those girls DO talk about jizz a lot.. see i figure it like this. When girls get dressed up and go out on the town, deep down what they really want is DONG. Pure and simple. Maybe you werent around at the time, but believe me... all your barbie-clone friends DEFINATELY like talking about "jizz".

    -jordan, i know everything about girls

     

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