Adios Muchachos!

All right boys, I hate to bring down your night and everything, but I'm leaving tomorrow morning. I'm going back to my mother land, Tejas. I'll only be gone for a few days, so the blog won't lack estrogen for too long (which can cause menopause). I'd like to share a few ideas I have about what I'm going to do in Texas: Compete in a rodeo-hopefully as a clown, make it even harder for myself to resist the urge to say "ya'll", go swimming in between rafts at the River Walk, pee on the Alamo, call home from a phone booth and use passers-by singing "Deep in the Heart of Texas" as proof that I actually am in Texas, grow a kick ass mustache that compliments my new sombraro, and give Leslie, the homeless transvestite in Austin five dollars.

So now you know what I'll be up to. I'm going to pretend like you're all crying yourselves to sleep while I'm gone (even though Drew does that every night anyway). Don't worry, there will be a tequila-worm lollipop/ scorpion belt in my bag for all of you when I get home. MWAH!!

None of my exes live in Texas. Thank God.
Kina