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The Showcase of Depravity

This is the long hard truth. It goes extra deep.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Monday, April 04, 2005

Spring Foward apparently affects peoples brain power

there's this annoying guy who comes in like 3 times a week and rents like 27 dvds at a time and claims not to be burning them. He has probably gotten through all of our TV show box sets, and he tries to get us to sit there and polish each of his discs (4 minutes for each disc), which is of course because he wnats them to burn properly. well, we dont usually do that, but he is pretty annoying anyway. and he has this obnoxious kid who he always brings with him who runs around the store knocking things down making weird sounds and running behind the counter.
well anyway, the point of this is not really about this guy, even though its funny to us that he rents literally up to 30 (maybe more) dvds at a time and returns them in two days and expects us to believe he isnt burning it all, and that he has a little brat kid... but the point is that he came in today and we had this cute little exchange:

Annoying Customer:"Hey i dont see (enter stupid movie name here), where is it?"
ME: Yea, you wouldnt find it because it comes out in May"
AC: "I know, so where is it?"
ME: "uh, sir... it isn't May, is it?"
AC: "hmm...
*checks his watch*
you're right, i guess it's not!"
ME: "nope, its April"
AC: "yea, i kinda just skipped April cause I like May better"

i've been trying to decide if this story was even worth telling... who knows. whatevs.



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