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Monday, April 04, 2005

A Call to arms: kill the nations farmers

Listen... I'm fucking sick of Day Light Savings BULLSHIT. well, only when we have to lose an hour. Gaining an hour is the tits, but losing it is ass stupid. I was late to work cause of it, and drew was balls late to work cause of it. Sitting at home mindlessly watching tv is harmless at 2 am.... but then all of the sudden it becomes 3 am and i havent even put my jammies on yet, now that becomes a problem.

The farmers are the cause of this, they started this whole thing. The farmers just take and take and take... me me me all up in our faces, and what do we get for our trouble? Nothing. A word to Willie Nelson and Dave Matthews: Stop the FARM AID concerts. They fucked us over.


theres going to be a town meeting on the issue thursday at 10 am at the town green. bring your guns. this is a revolution.

-Col. Jordan, leader of the Rebellion.

5 Comments:

  • At 11:44 AM, Anonymous Film Cynic said…

    stop blaming the fact that you can't wake up on time for work on others.

    my employees did the same thing and temple had said that i should have reminded them.

    if i have to remimd people about DST then i might as well babysit the mentally handicapped.

    and i don't want to take care of you and drew.

     
  • At 12:05 PM, Blogger Jordan, and ya don't stop said…

    Listen buddy, I didnt want anyone to remind me, i knew about it. I just forgot to change my clock. That is the farmers fault, not mine.
    The only DST you should remind your employees about is Dick Sucking Time, because you seem to need to relax cause you've got a chip on your shoulder.

    Bottom line is, you're with us or against us. If you're siding with the farmers, you're going to be the first to die.

    -col. jordan

     
  • At 11:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Late agin to work?
    What do you expect from lazy white Americans?

    I'll have to stop by JFK and pick up some english-speaking Indians to do the job for 1/3 the pay.

     
  • At 9:30 AM, Blogger HIGGINS said…

    I side with the farmers you fuckes. bing it Col. Jordan

    Farmer TED

     
  • At 9:53 AM, Anonymous shannon said…

    did i miss something, or why is it the farmers' faults?

     

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