Employee Comment of the Day #2

2 of the most obnoxious kids, maybe 8-10 years old, came up to the counter and asked where The Shining was. "Do you know where the horror section is?" I asked.
They said they did, so Kevin said "Well then, it's in the 'S' section for SH-INING."
They said "yeaaa weeellll, weee'vveee been looking for it for twwwwooo hoouuurss" in that annoying pretend-to-be-tired voice, which only enchanced their already annoying voices.
"Two hours, eh?", said Kevin, "Has it really been two hours?"
"well, 20 minutes I guess, whatever" said the kid
"Yea, I thought so" said Kevin.
Then they asked Kevin if he knows where the Adult Section was.
Kevin said: "Yes, it's outside the store in the middle of the road. Just go out there and walk toward the yellow lines"

Kevin is full of 'em today!

The woman who let her kids watch "The Shining" at fuckin 8 years old isn't just stupid, she was also annoying (she is her children's mother, after all. The apple doesn't fall far from the annoying tree). We have a pin pad (which allows customers to protect their accounts -which contain their credit cards- by only authorizing people with said pin number to rent) and this woman, completely unaware of her surroundings and what the hell she was doing at all times (I'd hate to be driving on the same street with her) just thoughtlessly sat her huge purse right on top of the pin pad which causes the computer to go nuts. Kevin politely asked her to remove her bag... twice, and then had to remove it himself after she moved it and then put it back on the pin pad... twice!

I'm surprised Kevin hasn't lost it already.... or maybe he has. That would explain his tendency for extreme violence against animals and children.

(Kevin denies the violence against animals. "I have to draw the line somewhere!" he says)

-Jordan