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The Showcase of Depravity

This is the long hard truth. It goes extra deep.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Sunday, April 16, 2006

Happy Easter

Let's remember exactly what Easter means. It's not about bunny rabbits or chocolate eggs, it's about celebrating the sacrifice made by the man who has shown us the light. It's about being more like Mel Gibson.

This Easter, be more like Mel and sit down and have a chat with Jesus face to face. He's done enough tellin us what to do.




Mel Gibson, telling Jesus what's what.




I spent my "holiday" at The Wave with Drew, who may very well be the anti-christ (we'll find out on 06-06-06), while a hand full of people wandered into the store to ruin our quiet time. We thought about playing The Passion of the Christ on repeat for the entire day to drive people out with its brutal graphic violence, by then we realized it would probably just bring a lot of people in with its message... of watching brutal graphic violence. Instead we just performed some of our trademark impromptu vocal jam sessions and that drove most people out anyway.
It has been funny to listen to people ask Adam, the most Jewish looking Jew in the world, why we're open on Easter, as if they assume everyone in town is celebrating Easter. Since Adam's people are the reason for Easter happening in the first place, I think he should have had to work the whole day by himself.

Anyway...

Now, to amuse myself, here are some of those obnoxious GodSpeaks billboard messages that remind us that God is ultra-hip by referencing current pop culture trends,
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and that religion is stubbornly archaic, keeping progress just out of reach...
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which, in it's own way, is pretty hip considering all the liberal scienceheads that consume the media these days with their anti-American "scientific theory".

Happy Easter

-Jordan

5 Comments:

  • At 11:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Jordan aka cho-caaaa-llaaaaaa---kaaa-late--. holy shit. that's all...holy shit. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT OHHHHHHHHHOTTTTTTTTTHOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOTTTTTTTTTTTT yes, the mmaturity is still alive and i now know the use of a comma.

     
  • At 11:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    ps- yo what up D! Kev-O GBC (can you feel me?) and the Jewish gangsta...and sean too and anyone else and shit..k bye

     
  • At 11:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    AND PAULY!!!

     
  • At 9:07 PM, Blogger Scarletizm said…

    You always give me links to dumb religious sites to laugh at... so great. I'm still not over the god is with me drawings.

     
  • At 8:19 PM, Blogger 4head said…

    i spit on your 'god' *pe-TUEY!*

     

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