Happy Easter

Let's remember exactly what Easter means. It's not about bunny rabbits or chocolate eggs, it's about celebrating the sacrifice made by the man who has shown us the light. It's about being more like Mel Gibson.

This Easter, be more like Mel and sit down and have a chat with Jesus face to face. He's done enough tellin us what to do.

Mel Gibson, telling Jesus what's what.




I spent my "holiday" at The Wave with Drew, who may very well be the anti-christ (we'll find out on 06-06-06), while a hand full of people wandered into the store to ruin our quiet time. We thought about playing The Passion of the Christ on repeat for the entire day to drive people out with its brutal graphic violence, by then we realized it would probably just bring a lot of people in with its message... of watching brutal graphic violence. Instead we just performed some of our trademark impromptu vocal jam sessions and that drove most people out anyway.
It has been funny to listen to people ask Adam, the most Jewish looking Jew in the world, why we're open on Easter, as if they assume everyone in town is celebrating Easter. Since Adam's people are the reason for Easter happening in the first place, I think he should have had to work the whole day by himself.

Anyway...

Now, to amuse myself, here are some of those obnoxious GodSpeaks billboard messages that remind us that God is ultra-hip by referencing current pop culture trends,


and that religion is stubbornly archaic, keeping progress just out of reach...

which, in it's own way, is pretty hip considering all the liberal scienceheads that consume the media these days with their anti-American "scientific theory".

Happy Easter

-Jordan