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The Showcase of Depravity

This is the long hard truth. It goes extra deep.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Are Crumb

Funny story…

The deaf/retarded man mentioned in Jordan’s recent post came in this afternoon. We greeted him politely, then he went about his way, looking up his usual mixture of foreign films and animated kids movies. Once he disappears into the ether of the video store, my coworker and onetime party ghost Jeff comes up to me and goes:

“Should I tell him he has food all over his face?”

And sure enough, I look over and it appears that he’d gotten into a fight with a cherry pie. And lost. And you know what that means:

A midget’s been boning his wife.

It’s unclear whether or not Jeff will let him know. More as the story develops.



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