Trick Or Treat Bitch!

Someone just stuffed a big neon green shopping bag through the return slot which clearly says "DO NOT PUT BAGS IN THE RETURN SLOT". Oddly enough we have that sign because bags clog it. So I unclogged it and pull it out of the slot and I find that this mysterious bag is filled with...
body parts?
death threats?
dead animals?
used needles and condoms?
DVD returns?

Nope... Candy! yay candy!

I'm not really sure how to take this gesture. Was some lazy asshole just discarding their halloween candy in the best place they could find (a video store drop slot?) - keep in mind kids are in school so it's too early for any non-truant student to be finding ways to destroy our store. Is someone just giving us their garbage (wouldn't be the first time... we hired Kevin's brother, after all)? Or is some kind soul actually giving us a nice treat? But why anonymously?

Maybe it's from that woman who commented anonymously about our music tastes/store conduct trying to exact her revenge?

When I showed the bag to Jeff he looked through it, pulled out a lime tootsie roll and said "well, we're all going to die someday, right?" I don't blame him, flavored tootsie rolls are... to die for!

Candy might be my eventual downfall and cause of death, but not today bitch.

-Jordan