A Lazy Man's Thanksgiving Post

As a lazy man, I'm giving you a lazy man's Thanksgiving post.
This is from last year. Check it out, you turkey.
I'm not a turkey, you're a turkey!

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This is a picture of my ball sack... er, a turkey. Same diff.






















Happy Thanksgiving, even to the Jews... but not to the Native Americans. We try not to bring up that whole slaughter of their race thingy.

Debit or Credit?, Widescreen or Fullscreen? A: you're an idiot

A couple of rants for today:

1. When you had me a debit/credit card and I ask you "Would you like to use this as debit or credit?" and you respond "Debit... or credit", it's not answering my question, it's just telling me that you're a dumb ass. I know that it can be used for either function, that's why I asked. Now I have ask the question again: "OK, which one would you like to use?". Thanks though.

2. The widescreen/fullscreen question. I'm fine with having to explain the differences of the two screen formats and explaining their advantages and disadvantages, but not when it goes like this:

Customer: "should I get wide or full?"
Me: "Well, let me explain both formats to you and then tell you why you should get widescreen..... (enter explanation here). So which one would you like?
Customer: "Well, I have a widescreen TV, so does that mean I should get widescreen?"
Me: "Are you fucking kidding me? What do you think it means? GOD DAMNIT PEOPLE"

Am I wrong in assuming that if you know that you have a "WIDESCREEN" TV that the answer to the widescreen or fullscreen question would automatically be answered?

Fucking hell.

-Jordan

Coyote Ugly: A New Kind of Table Top Manners

Quote of the Day:

A young girl brings up the DVD box for Coyote Ugly to show her mother, her mother says "I danced on that bar!"



Then they rented it together. Because after all, it's better for a young girl to see objectification of women if her mother is there to put in the proper persepctive for her to understand... Even if that perspective is one of a bar table dancer. Gotta love "Cool Moms"