The pee hits the fan
On Tuesday Drew and I were trudging through another dreary 2 hours of aimless banter that we call a radio show when Drew received a text message from home base, The Showcase of Depravity itself, that when read aloud on the air sent the entire studio full of 5 guest DJs into a fit of laughter.
The text message read something like this:
"A kid just peed all over the floor in the middle of the store. Paul is in a fit of rage"
Believe it or not, this is not the first time a child, when left to their own devices by irresponsible parents, let free their natural urge to relieve themselves on our floor (the very floor on which kids and adults choose to lay around on).
Apparently some baby was left in a stroller in the middle of the store and when the mother pushed the stroller from the spot it had occupied for a while there was a large wet stain next to or underneath. So either it soaked the seat and it leaked through, or the kid arched his stream out of the stroller. I am told that the mother and her husband were both aware of the accident and just picked up and left instead of claiming responsibility or offering to clean it up, or even an apology.
It's one thing to drop DVD boxes on the floor or spill a soda and pretend nothing happened and leave. It's quite another for two people who are supposed to be responsible parents raising a child to function properly in the world to display such a lack of all decent behavior that is letting your child urinate in a public store and then ditch the scene of the crime.
Someday Paul will actually carry through with the homicidal rage that obviously consumes him when these things happen and parents like that will be given an example of what should happen when you are so selfish and stupid that you let your kid pee on a floor:
you get your head ripped off and shoved up your own ass in front of your child so that they can grow up knowing exactly how you lived before you died.
-Jordan
The text message read something like this:
"A kid just peed all over the floor in the middle of the store. Paul is in a fit of rage"
Believe it or not, this is not the first time a child, when left to their own devices by irresponsible parents, let free their natural urge to relieve themselves on our floor (the very floor on which kids and adults choose to lay around on).
Apparently some baby was left in a stroller in the middle of the store and when the mother pushed the stroller from the spot it had occupied for a while there was a large wet stain next to or underneath. So either it soaked the seat and it leaked through, or the kid arched his stream out of the stroller. I am told that the mother and her husband were both aware of the accident and just picked up and left instead of claiming responsibility or offering to clean it up, or even an apology.
It's one thing to drop DVD boxes on the floor or spill a soda and pretend nothing happened and leave. It's quite another for two people who are supposed to be responsible parents raising a child to function properly in the world to display such a lack of all decent behavior that is letting your child urinate in a public store and then ditch the scene of the crime.
Someday Paul will actually carry through with the homicidal rage that obviously consumes him when these things happen and parents like that will be given an example of what should happen when you are so selfish and stupid that you let your kid pee on a floor:
you get your head ripped off and shoved up your own ass in front of your child so that they can grow up knowing exactly how you lived before you died.
-Jordan
posted by Jordan @ 6:50 PM
1 Comments:
At 12:09 PM,
Anonymous said…
Off Topic: I was in Fairfield the other night, and I pressed my naked buttocks up against the glass of the front door of Media Wave. I just thought you guys should know that now.
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