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The Showcase of Depravity

This is the long hard truth. It goes extra deep.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

You Don't Know Breasts

So I’m watching an episode of “Angel” in the store tonight (if that’s too geeky replace the word “Angel” with something more universally accepted, like “Full House” or “Golden Girls”)… Anyway… This guy walks into the store, looks up at the screen, sees a curvaceous Italian woman busting out of her shirt (on the television – sadly not in the store) and yells (I kid you not – YELLS) “Nice rack!” Then he asks if it’s Eva Longoria.

His name is Rocco and alcohol is rolling off his breath – enough for me to get contact-drunk.

Now, I don’t know if you keep up with your Us Magazine (or Star Magazine, or People Magazine or ABC’s Sunday night prime time line-up), but Eva Longoria isn’t exactly Chesty Larue. She isn’t even Tits McGee. In fact, in Hollywood’s Silicone-enchanced world of plastic superwomen, she’s positively flat-chested.

Let’s just compare and contrast

Carole Davis (from the episode of “Angel”):

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AAAAAAND Now…

Eva Longoria (desperate, house wifey)
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I’m not saying Eva isn’t super hot (she is) and that she doesn’t have a nice chest (she does) but thinking these two women are the same person is just kind of stupid.

No, wait, really stupid. REALLY STUPID.

More as it develops... Pun intended...

Drew

2 Comments:

  • At 3:36 PM, Blogger Jordan, and ya don't stop said…

    I say we just do a blog about weird pictures of boobs.
    if there is a blog dedicated to cats that look like hitler (http://hitlercats.motime.com/), there should be a blog about weird boobs.
    wait, there probably is, and i bet you know about it drew.

    i'd imagine this comment coming out of the same guy who told me he only rented Taking Lives to see the BEAVER SHOT of Angelina Jolie, and complained about there not being enough full frontal nudity.

    -JC

    ps my comment verification bullshit says
    "eggz vdbo"
    hell yes.

     
  • At 7:03 AM, Blogger Radio Free Burke said…

    I think you wouldn't have run into this problem if you weren't watching Angel. Lesson learned, I hope.

     

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