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The Showcase of Depravity

This is the long hard truth. It goes extra deep.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Thursday, July 27, 2006

Frazzled Sweaty Guy Quote of the Day

So I'm just standing here, enjoying my freedom, when this guy comes in, red-faced and sweaty. He looks like he's just biked the Tour De France (or at least listened to the Kraftwerk song a bunch of times and danced his little ass off). He rushes up to the counter and says, in a frantic manner:

Tell me you've got blank audio tapes.


Presumably his girlfriend was being held hostage by sadistic gangsters and if he doesn't compile the most awesome fucking hair metal mix tape in the next fifteen minutes, she'll be killed.

Ignoring this probable, horrible situation, I just shot back

Yeah, well, we're a video store.
Also, it's not 1984.

And he looks at me, the desperation (and the alarming need to put Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher" on his mix) and goes

But the & MORE!!!... Media Wave Movies & MORE!
Checkmate.

He dashed out.

More as it develops.

1 Comments:

  • At 12:33 PM, Anonymous Dan Comstock said…

    What DOES the "& More" stand for?

    I imagine it's something far less exciting than I'd like to imagine.

     

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