Frazzled Sweaty Guy Quote of the Day
So I'm just standing here, enjoying my freedom, when this guy comes in, red-faced and sweaty. He looks like he's just biked the Tour De France (or at least listened to the Kraftwerk song a bunch of times and danced his little ass off). He rushes up to the counter and says, in a frantic manner:
Presumably his girlfriend was being held hostage by sadistic gangsters and if he doesn't compile the most awesome fucking hair metal mix tape in the next fifteen minutes, she'll be killed.
Ignoring this probable, horrible situation, I just shot back
And he looks at me, the desperation (and the alarming need to put Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher" on his mix) and goes
He dashed out.
More as it develops.
Tell me you've got blank audio tapes.
Presumably his girlfriend was being held hostage by sadistic gangsters and if he doesn't compile the most awesome fucking hair metal mix tape in the next fifteen minutes, she'll be killed.
Ignoring this probable, horrible situation, I just shot back
Yeah, well, we're a video store.Also, it's not 1984.
And he looks at me, the desperation (and the alarming need to put Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher" on his mix) and goes
But the & MORE!!!... Media Wave Movies & MORE!Checkmate.
He dashed out.
More as it develops.
posted by Jordan @ 1:39 PM
1 Comments:
At 12:33 PM,
Anonymous said…
What DOES the "& More" stand for?
I imagine it's something far less exciting than I'd like to imagine.
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