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The Showcase of Depravity

This is the long hard truth. It goes extra deep.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Saturday, May 13, 2006

Customer Comment of the Day V.2

We were watching Star Wars and this guy who looked and sounded like he was pretty drunk and dirty came up with his lady friend and blurted out:
"Hey, ya think C3PO and dem are really queer?"

Knowing that he wouldn't appreciate gay robot humor on the same level as I would talk about it, I just said "Uh... well, it is the future after all"

"Yea, I heard someone saying they might be queer homosexuals"
followed directly by his lady friend saying
"Hey you like the Family Guy? I LOVE the Family Guy....

It's SO much better than The Simpsons"

It took all my will power not to jump over the counter and beat their heads in.

It's been quite a day for quotes.

(To clarify my outrage at this: 1. He was clearly drunk and stupid and blatantly used the word "queer" to people he doesn't know. 2. No offense to those who actually put Family Guy higher than The Simpsons, but the fact that his friend blurted out the Family Guy love randomly and immediately after the queer Star Wars thing is, to me, a funny representation of a lot of people who love Family Guy over The Simpsons and is indicative of the attention span and style of random and unrelated off the wall pop culture references that Family Guy is based around. Hopefully the light bulb in my head that went off as soon as I heard these two comments one after the other and seeing that they were hilariously related is evident to readers, otherwise this post was a waste of time like so many others may be as well. Whatever)


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