Media Wave's new employee...

This week Media Wave got a new member to it's illustrious and depraved family. She's a little on the young side, but she's got plenty of movie knowledge, a couple of cute little eyes and a great work ethic.
She's definately cuter and more mentally capable than most of the employees. Since she's so cute, all of us had a round of heavy petting with her before she started working. Let me tell you, she does her fair share of licking, but of course like most girls who will lick you the first day she meets you, she's a real bitch.





Check out our new employee at work helping a customer at the register:















Awwww, it's a wittle puppy! Did you think I was talking about a human girl, you perv? I doubt anyone could have figured out the suprise Shyamalanian twist with my evasive and subtle language and double entendres.

Here are a few more pics of our girl in action:


Jeff is certainly used to having something small and white laying limp between his legs, but it's usually never this adorable.

Awwww... now what kind of a monster could say "What kind of shit are you listening to" or "You're going to CHARGE me for keeping it late? Listen, in my head I meant to return it on time. This is why Netflix is killing you." to this cute wittle fluffy wuffy face. I don't wanna sound like a queer er nothin, but look at those eyes! and that nose! that's the cutest little thing I've ever seen in my life. Glad to have her on the team!

Alternate Caption: AHHH SOMEONE STOP IT! THE BEAST IS HUNGRY FOR BLOOD AND IT'S FEEDING TIME! IT'S EATING MY FACE!

-Jordan, a little girly vagina when it comes to cute puppies