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The Showcase of Depravity

This is the long hard truth. It goes extra deep.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Sunday, March 27, 2005

doogie houser

Today I was working with Jessica who, being a girl (a blonde girl) never wants to listen to music or watch anything cool (like The Simpsons, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Movie, Teen Wolf, The Incredible Hulk TV Series or anything like that).. no, of course she always wants to watch stupid, sappy, boring romantic comedies. The kind of movies that middle-age men come into the store to rent because their wife is sick. or so they say... Needless to say i rarely ever want to watch these movies...
But today, Jessica said the coolest thing to ever come out of her mouth :

"Wanna watch Doogie Houser?"
after noticing that the first season of Doogie Houser, M.D. had just come out on DVD.

"YYESS..." i replied, having watched the first disc the day before and obviously i was anxious to continue the Doogie Houser saga.

unfortunately this cool suggestion was later ruined when, half way into the first episode she said "ugh, this is really starting to get to me. can we take it off and watch Miss Congeniality?"

i think this is where my irritability started, which remained with me all day long.

On a happier note, Think about how FUCKING AWESOME it would be to have the Doogie Houser theme song as a cell phone ringer. It is the perfect song! the beauty of it is that it doesnt need to be translated from real music into cell phone tone muzak, its already in its simplest keyboard/cell phoney form. It's perfect the way it is. And when your phone rang everyone would think you're really cool, because you are.
I'm serious about this... if any one knows if that ringer is available, I want it.



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