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The Showcase of Depravity

This is the long hard truth. It goes extra deep.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Friday, March 25, 2005

Who do you think you are, crackah?

So on my way to Shaw's this dude sppppeeeeeeeeeds by me in his souped up 96 jetta or something like that... you know the kind of macked out car fairfield and bridgeport "thugs" get: big spoiler, expensive rims on a car worth less than the rims, and the trunk which is filled to capacity with huge speakers with enough bass to break the windows of other cars around it, tinted black or purple windows, and some word or brand on the top of the windshield. Sometimes they also come with neon blue lights underneath the car, but we can all see the practicle reason for those.

This guy didnt have enough money for most of that stuff, but what he did have money for was to paint the symbol of DMX's RUFF RYDER's rap/gang on the side of his car.

Who does this crackah think he is? truth is he is probably mexican or puerto rican, although i did not see a puerto rican flag hanging from his rearview mirror nor did i see it airbrushed onto his hood. He could have been black, but i doubt it. Either way, in what way does some 19 year old punk kid in Fairfield Connecticut who still has his parents buy his FUBU clothes at JC Pennies doing with a RUFF RYDERS symbol on the side of his car? what exactly is this supposed to prove? that you are a HUGE posuer with something to prove and no idea what taste and class is? yes, thats about it. Why is it that young people need to directly indentify with rappers and celebrities. If Lil Jon tells you to do something, they will do it. They will do it, say it, buy it and completely absorb it and think its the coolest thing around. But this isnt even Lil Jon, its DMX who was soooo 6 years ago!
so this guy is riding around with a bad ass symbol on his car that is totally out of date. if i was in his 'gang' i would totally kick his bitch ass.

-jordan, a real O.G.


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