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The Showcase of Depravity

This is the long hard truth. It goes extra deep.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Sunday, March 27, 2005

and the boredom sinks in

i try not to attempt to post simply out of boredom because it doesnt make for interesting reading, and ive always hated "live journals" for thinking anyone else in the world cares what some douche bag has to write about her day at school. (yes, i used douche bag refering to a girl.. probably for the first time) but this is different.
The following is the product of a few random thoughts i had over the course of my day at work:

some bitch just walked into the door that says EMPLOYEES ONLY on it... what the fuck? why do people think just because we let them use our bathroom once it gives them the privledge of entering our storage room/supply room/bathroom for employees whenever they want? Of course we will let you use it, but you have to ASK FIRST. its only polite. god damn.
i should've locked the door from the outside and then when i opened it 15 minutes later tell her 'oh im sorry, i had no idea someone was in the utility room.

and what is with everyone calling movies by their completely wrong name, or shortening the title... when the movie FRAILTY came out, we got a variety of different 'pronounciations' of it, my favorite being FRATILITY. Everybody and their mother called Lord of the Rings: Two Towers "twin towers" and it came out right after the september 11th attack on the twin towers...
some woman just came up and said "hey, you got Netherlands?"
being used to idiots spouting nonsense at me i quickly figured out she meant FINDING NEVERLAND, a title that has nothing whatsoever to do with the Netherlands.

Wow, the movie The Incredible Hulk: Trial of The Incredible Hulk really does have EVERYTHING! it fucking rules. So does Flash Gordon.

i had more to include in this post but then it got busy at work and i forgot everything i was going to write... oh well



  • At 12:04 AM, Anonymous Kina said…

    Jordan, remember the time I came in to the store looking for "Neverland" but instead asked for "Nether-region" and you pointed me towards the ever-changing softcore section of Media Wave? That was just an example of the saying - everything happens for a reason. It was a mix-up at first, but since then that sexy movie has certainly become one of my favorites.


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