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Friday, March 25, 2005

Qt3.14ferEva

by the way, if you thought Lyssa's blog was the most middleschool girl you could get... check out her screen name:
Qt4evaLvr4Life82

that slays me, it really does.

i was discussing this with michelle and she came up with some other possible good screen names for her:
rockstargrrl 35
cutiepie 27

but Lyssa's is like a combination of both into the ultimate preteen girl aol screen name.
i bet her other 2 best friends actually do have those exact names that michelle came up with.


am i obsessed with this topic, by the way? i dont think so, but i keep coming up with more posts for it. maybe i shoudl start an entirely new blog just to comment on alyssas blog, what do ya'll think?

-jordan

6 Comments:

  • At 9:37 PM, Blogger Jordan said…

    i think you are thinking too much about this... and coming from me that means alot. first of all, what makes you think alyssa would ever listen to anyone other than her friends? second of all, we arent hurting her by letting her be open with her thoughts... like i said, she's gonna do what she wants to do either way, we just get to hear about it

    -jordan

     
  • At 10:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Well Jordan, it seems as though good ol' Cliffie is going to give you a run for your money with the Lyssa thing. He has posted Felicia's whole profile all in one Sat. night after 8:00. I have a kid. What's your excuse?
    Good for you Cliff. I am sure she will appreciate the advise on waiting until she's 16 or 17 at least. On the other hand she probably thinks Chester the Molester has found her blog. But not to worry because Felicia, Lyssa and their posse have made it abundantly clear that they will ALWAYS be there for each other. LOL and all that shit. God, why couldn't I have friends like that? So emotionally advanced for their age. Their parents have taught them so much. And the trust is amazing. Don't they call that abandonment and child endangerment when you leave a kid alone at that age for the weekend? Call me crazy.

    Hope you bitches at Media Wave like your candy. Like the kid said "You'll probably like us more now."
    This last bit is not up for analyzation Cliff.

     
  • At 11:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I knew I would get a quick response from someone. I am one of the lucky few that also has a job that allows me to do whatever I want. Then I get spending money every week on top of it. I think they call it child support.
    I call it tax free.
    As far as going out, I do every other weekend. The douche bag that provides me with tax free doubles as a babysitter. I love this country.

    17 is a fair age I don't think she's going to make it though. Winters are long in Maine. And she has a friend named Lita. That's a stripper name if I ever heard one.

     
  • At 1:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I was thinking Lita Ford. Blond, 80's. I think she did a duet with Ozzy. Do they have strippers in Maine? I can't see the market for that.
    My kid has an Irish name and it's not Megan. There will be no blogging. I just denied AIM. If she needs to talk to someone she can pick up the damn phone and call- while I listen. I also plan on ensuring she gets good grades the old fashioned way which of course is money. I am not below a bribe. That is what parenting is all about.By the way I don't galavant,I flint about.
    Sorry to say I am no phone sex operator. Residential real estate appraiser, but that would be rich.
    There is another mom in my kids class who is 26, maybe she is. She must have been 15 when she had her kid. yikes! We should get her thoughts on Lyssa

     
  • At 10:59 AM, Blogger Jordan said…

    OK, i know i asked you all to comment on the posts as much as possible, and seeing 11 comments just brings tears to my eyes.. HOWEVER, lets remember who's blog this is, shall we? And Young Mother, I'm not talking to you. Cliff Brenford obviously has an identity crisis... first he chose to get born looking exactly like me after i had already soo done that 2 minutes before, and now he is trying to take over my blog.

    Comments are great, but starting a new topic in your comments and taking it upon yourself to go an do commentary on Alecia's blog is OFF LIMITS, got it? sorry if im a tyrannt, but you just snaked a post i was going to do but didnt get a chance to yet because i actually have a job where i get paid to DO SOMETHING!

    comment all you want, but comment ON THE TOPIC, dont try to start your own middle-school-girl-analying/fantasizing blog in the comment section

     
  • At 11:08 AM, Blogger Jordan said…

    oh and by the way, Young Mother.. we havent opened the candy yet but thank you very much. so much candy, its like christmas on easter! my thoughts are that jeff and drew are going to eat most of it, so i'm gonna leave it for them.

     

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