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The Showcase of Depravity

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"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Friday, March 25, 2005


by the way, if you thought Lyssa's blog was the most middleschool girl you could get... check out her screen name:

that slays me, it really does.

i was discussing this with michelle and she came up with some other possible good screen names for her:
rockstargrrl 35
cutiepie 27

but Lyssa's is like a combination of both into the ultimate preteen girl aol screen name.
i bet her other 2 best friends actually do have those exact names that michelle came up with.

am i obsessed with this topic, by the way? i dont think so, but i keep coming up with more posts for it. maybe i shoudl start an entirely new blog just to comment on alyssas blog, what do ya'll think?



  • At 8:40 PM, Blogger Cliff Brenford said…

    You encouraged us to seek out Lyssa's amazing blog ourselves...but now that I have I think it's a mistake. She posts so rarely that it's clearly no problem for you to read them first (many times I bet), post them on this blog and comment. If I'm not mistaken you posted all of Lyssa's posts here.
    Beyond that...when I was there, I was inspired by Kina and Meggie to comment. Now that I have I think this is a mistake. I think having the real world comment on her magical world will only freak her out and cause her to stop writing in her ridiculous blog...which we do NOT want!
    Kina and Meggie were judgemental (though funny), I tried to be helpful...either way...what are the moral implications of reading a middle school girl talk about giving herself over to sex... without trying to help her out?

    Do we post advice telling her to seek a more righteous path and thereby risk her not posting, OR (worse yet?) actually following our advice and therefor making her life bland and not blog worthy...
    or do we sit back and watch her turn into a whore who gets pregnant by her true love Pat, at age 13.5?
    I guess we'll have to wait and see.

  • At 9:37 PM, Blogger Jordan, and ya don't stop said…

    i think you are thinking too much about this... and coming from me that means alot. first of all, what makes you think alyssa would ever listen to anyone other than her friends? second of all, we arent hurting her by letting her be open with her thoughts... like i said, she's gonna do what she wants to do either way, we just get to hear about it


  • At 9:41 PM, Blogger Cliff Brenford said…

    But I highly doubt she EVER expected anyone but her friends to read this. I know it would freak me out if I were her. Thank God I'm not. on Lyssa, blog on!

  • At 9:51 PM, Blogger Cliff Brenford said…

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  • At 9:53 PM, Blogger Cliff Brenford said…

    What about a screen name cutie3.14

    too clever? maybe just CutiePi

    maybe CutiePye (kool spelling change)

    I do love the QT...I would never have thought of that.

  • At 9:55 PM, Blogger Cliff Brenford said…

    I should say, for my 4th comment on this one topic, that I keep saying "kool" because on my way to work tonight in Westport I passed the awesome store "Totally Kool" which is a clothing store for middle schoolers. I thought of Lyssa....and Jordan. I guess this is Lyssa's future: everytime we think of her we can't help but think of him. I guess his life will mean something after all.

  • At 10:52 PM, Anonymous Young Mother said…

    Well Jordan, it seems as though good ol' Cliffie is going to give you a run for your money with the Lyssa thing. He has posted Felicia's whole profile all in one Sat. night after 8:00. I have a kid. What's your excuse?
    Good for you Cliff. I am sure she will appreciate the advise on waiting until she's 16 or 17 at least. On the other hand she probably thinks Chester the Molester has found her blog. But not to worry because Felicia, Lyssa and their posse have made it abundantly clear that they will ALWAYS be there for each other. LOL and all that shit. God, why couldn't I have friends like that? So emotionally advanced for their age. Their parents have taught them so much. And the trust is amazing. Don't they call that abandonment and child endangerment when you leave a kid alone at that age for the weekend? Call me crazy.

    Hope you bitches at Media Wave like your candy. Like the kid said "You'll probably like us more now."
    This last bit is not up for analyzation Cliff.

  • At 11:14 PM, Blogger Cliff Brenford said…

    What is it I need an excuse for? I'm sure I have many kids...just none I've legally claimed...or pay for.

    I am lucky enough to have a job that allows me to get paid to do anything I want, as long I show up. Tonight...that was blogging.
    (Having a kid is never an excuse for being at home on sat night...take a lesson from Lyssa's parents)

    For Lyssa I didn't want to be unrealistic. At this rate she'll have sex the next time a young stud winks at her...I thought I'd loose her if I went higher than 17.
    I pick my battles.
    And if she does think I'm Chester the Molester...maybe she'll be flattered that an older, sophisticated man takes an interest.

    (You should know I'm Jordan's identical twin brother)

  • At 11:36 PM, Anonymous Young Mother said…

    I knew I would get a quick response from someone. I am one of the lucky few that also has a job that allows me to do whatever I want. Then I get spending money every week on top of it. I think they call it child support.
    I call it tax free.
    As far as going out, I do every other weekend. The douche bag that provides me with tax free doubles as a babysitter. I love this country.

    17 is a fair age I don't think she's going to make it though. Winters are long in Maine. And she has a friend named Lita. That's a stripper name if I ever heard one.

  • At 12:19 AM, Blogger Cliff Brenford said…

    I'm known for my speed.

    I wonder if it's *Lita? Maybe it's short for Lolita? I'd rather her be a stripper. If you named your daughter a stripper name maybe you wouldn't have to pay for college, she could do it herself. Cause she certainly ain't gonna get no cheerleading scholarship, as we're learning from the books Felicia keeps herself educated with.

    You should find some sneaky way of getting your daughter to have a blog so you can see what she is doing while you're off galavanting every other weekend...spending that tax free money on root beer floats and strawberry phosophates.

    You're not a phone sex operator are you? I have to assume it by your job description...which would rock even harder...if you had this double life, mom by sex operator also by day (and night?).

    Pardon the's late.

  • At 1:06 AM, Anonymous Young Mother said…

    I was thinking Lita Ford. Blond, 80's. I think she did a duet with Ozzy. Do they have strippers in Maine? I can't see the market for that.
    My kid has an Irish name and it's not Megan. There will be no blogging. I just denied AIM. If she needs to talk to someone she can pick up the damn phone and call- while I listen. I also plan on ensuring she gets good grades the old fashioned way which of course is money. I am not below a bribe. That is what parenting is all about.By the way I don't galavant,I flint about.
    Sorry to say I am no phone sex operator. Residential real estate appraiser, but that would be rich.
    There is another mom in my kids class who is 26, maybe she is. She must have been 15 when she had her kid. yikes! We should get her thoughts on Lyssa

  • At 10:59 AM, Blogger Jordan, and ya don't stop said…

    OK, i know i asked you all to comment on the posts as much as possible, and seeing 11 comments just brings tears to my eyes.. HOWEVER, lets remember who's blog this is, shall we? And Young Mother, I'm not talking to you. Cliff Brenford obviously has an identity crisis... first he chose to get born looking exactly like me after i had already soo done that 2 minutes before, and now he is trying to take over my blog.

    Comments are great, but starting a new topic in your comments and taking it upon yourself to go an do commentary on Alecia's blog is OFF LIMITS, got it? sorry if im a tyrannt, but you just snaked a post i was going to do but didnt get a chance to yet because i actually have a job where i get paid to DO SOMETHING!

    comment all you want, but comment ON THE TOPIC, dont try to start your own middle-school-girl-analying/fantasizing blog in the comment section

  • At 11:08 AM, Blogger Jordan, and ya don't stop said…

    oh and by the way, Young Mother.. we havent opened the candy yet but thank you very much. so much candy, its like christmas on easter! my thoughts are that jeff and drew are going to eat most of it, so i'm gonna leave it for them.

  • At 7:21 PM, Blogger Cliff Brenford said…

    It's like Hitler here...

    what happened to freedom of speech? Can Jewish people comment?

    You can still post the Felecia thing...just give me credit. I bet money, actual money, that very few people read all the comments.

    That 26 year old mom...I think that's my exgirlfriend...if so, she's not an operator but she does enjoy it.

    The are strip clubs anywhere there are decent people.


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