clone wars

so we have this customer who is probably the #1 most hated and most annoying customer of all.. i mean, like the head of all annoying people, he sits on a throne of lies and eats sandwiches of deceit and hubris. um, anyway... he is THE CHEAPEST and most unethical and most agrivating and disrespecting customer we have, and tries to get away with every possible way to get out of late fees, to get free rentals, etc etc. and for all the shit we put up with from him and all the 5 star treatment he gets anyway, he still had the balls to threaten paul that he'd go to blockbuster if we didnt magically get him a dvd that was checked out to someone else already.
the point being, i had never seen this mans wife until yesterday an upon seeing her i realized that she looks EXACTLY like him. like.. they could be brother and sister. she looks like him, talks like him, and acts like him.
is it possible that they have morphed into eachother, or that this guy somehow fused a 'woman' from himself? maybe he has some kind of machine that can produce a likeness of himself in female form so that he could spawn cheap asshole kids and soon form a race of fuckers that will soon take over the world.

i think that is entirely possible. he must be stopped at all costs.
this will be the first Long Term Mission of the our deadly assasination ninja bandit gang. Regulators!

-jordan