Broads, right?

From time to time we get customers who are walking jokes, leaving us with very little effort to put into making jokes out of them on the internet.

The other day this woman comes in with her boyfriend to rent the next installment of "Lost" on DVD, which they rent every single day (seems like more of a commitment than just watching it while it's on once a week, but hey - live and let Lost). Nothing funny about this... until her boyfriend opens his mouth. In an attempt to make a joke (I'm guessing, and I commend him for trying to break the awkward silence that often occurs between customers and employees), he says in his deep guido-style brooklyn-fuckin'-accent,
"if that ain't the right disc, I'm gowna moyder ya!"
At this point it should be noted that he is wearing a fanny pack.

Then, feeling the need to defend himself for watching Lost (or for wearing a fanny pack?), he gives us the classic "Chicks, right?" speech.
"ayy, you start dating a broad you gotta start watchin what she watches, right?" (Which definitely deserved a "Badda-bing!" afterwards)
We all laugh, because it's funny.... though we're laughing at him, not with him.
Then she chimes in,
"it could be worse, I could be a stripper"
.... no, no you couldn't.

Badda-Bing!

-Jordan