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The Showcase of Depravity

This is the long hard truth. It goes extra deep.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Friday, September 01, 2006

Customer Fashion Watch


One customer is wearing the exact same shirt that he wore yesterday, which happens to be promoting the Intergalactic Space Academy (which may or may not be from Lilo & Stitch, though I think/hope it's a real school). I'm not one to judge a shirt recycler, being one myself, but if you're going to wear the exact same thing two days in a row, you probably shouldn't go into the same store where the same employees from the first day will be there to mock you on a widely ignored blog.

Another customer, mid-40's and resembling a balding pear, is sporting a classic t-shirt for Snoop Doggy Dogg's less classic second album, Tha Doggfather (yes, he still referred to himself with the "Doggy" in there back then). The spherical shape of his huge beer belly made the word "Doggfather" look 3-D, which is awesome, even if a Snoop Dogg shirt is chemically designed to destory fat middle-aged white men, which it is.

This man has reached a level of hipster irony that has never even been attempted before, and he probably did it without any knowledge that he was being really, really cool. 20-something's everywhere only wish they could gain 100 pounds and age 20 years just so the fact that they are wearing a seldom seen early 90's gangsta rap t-shirt would blow everyone's mind. Oh well. Grand Prize goes to this guy.

The truth is, I really want both of those shirts.



  • At 10:34 AM, Anonymous The Sean said…

    Bravo. Well done on the last 5 or 6 posts. You're out-doing yourself. See you next week, sucka.

  • At 9:44 PM, Blogger BloomingtonChef said…

    Could you please specify which T-shirt the ironically cool pear shaped man was sporting? Was it the plain black one with a simple "The Doggfather" on the front or did it have a picture of Snoop Doggy Dogg on it as well?

    I am counting on you to reply.

  • At 11:05 AM, Blogger Jordan, and ya don't stop said…

    It was just black with the words
    "THA DOGGFATHER" on it, in the Godfather font, as it is on the album cover. No picture of Snoop though.


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