Customer Comment of the Day - Mary-Kate & Ashley
I just had an extremely uncomfortable conversation with a very old man who said a the following things about Mary-Kate and Ashley:
(When I showed him one of their movies made when they were around 8 or 9 years old)
"No, they are too old in that movie, I like them younger than that when they're cute. I used to watch all the old ones and laugh. I like to laugh."
"You can never tell them apart, except when they dance. One of them danced more sensual than the other"
"It's a shame what happened with that one's bulemia or whatever. You could almost see her rib cage. It's like paradise turned into hell on earth."
"The best part of their movies is that they over-act... [interupted by a lot of laughter, I suppose from remembering the hilarity of their movies]... but they did it well! And that was the best part. They over-acted, but they were so talented."
At first he was just talking about how cute they were, and I'm not saying he is an old pedophile necessarily, but then he started in on how they dance sensually... I think he was just very strange enthusiast.... but you can be the judge.
-Jordan
(When I showed him one of their movies made when they were around 8 or 9 years old)
"No, they are too old in that movie, I like them younger than that when they're cute. I used to watch all the old ones and laugh. I like to laugh."
"You can never tell them apart, except when they dance. One of them danced more sensual than the other"
"It's a shame what happened with that one's bulemia or whatever. You could almost see her rib cage. It's like paradise turned into hell on earth."
"The best part of their movies is that they over-act... [interupted by a lot of laughter, I suppose from remembering the hilarity of their movies]... but they did it well! And that was the best part. They over-acted, but they were so talented."
At first he was just talking about how cute they were, and I'm not saying he is an old pedophile necessarily, but then he started in on how they dance sensually... I think he was just very strange enthusiast.... but you can be the judge.
-Jordan
posted by Jordan @ 11:56 AM
4 Comments:
At 7:15 AM,
BloomingtonGirl said…
Pedophile, definitely.
At 10:53 PM,
Jordan said…
we do have an MKA section, actually.
it doesn't get its own space but it almost fills one shelf. we used to organize by title like "Holiday in the Sun" or "MKA's Vacation Party" but now we just group them all together regardless. It's easier for pedophile's who are so old that they can't read the many titles very well.
At 12:28 AM,
Anonymous said…
Heck we can just have a Pedophile section, share who's renting this to the police and bust them COPS style. We'll even tape the arrest for display here!
At 8:37 PM,
Anonymous said…
Hey I remember this guy. Paul and I helped him choose which movies he wanted. We didn't have the ones he wanted, so Paul printed him out like 5 pages of movies, with little pictures of each next to the names. He said the pictures weren't big enough, that he couldnt see what they were wearing in each movie. I don't think he ordered anything, but he ranted and raved about how cute they were. He did that thing, when you mime like you're snuggling up against a pillow, and he giggled. White hair, giant mental erection, and giggly pillow mimes.
cheers
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