Exsqueeze me?

Here's one thing I DO NOT want to hear from a 19 year old dude in the store:
Me: What can I getcha?
Dude: Weeeellll.... my Dad has a real hard-on for The OC season 2, so I'll get that.



Uh, gross. What the hell kind of thing is that to say to me? The different levels of weirdness in that statement overwhelm me... to tears.

-Jordan