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The Showcase of Depravity

This is the long hard truth. It goes extra deep.

"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Thursday, August 11, 2005

Alexander The Gay (or... The Not So Great Part 2)

The second best comment about "Alexander" came from one of our few hispanic customers who came in and, while trying to make conversation for absolutely no reason, says

"Yea, 'Alexander'... that was one crazy movie, huh? I mean, like, it was freaky and weird, like all that gay stuff haha, you know?"
and then I said "yea, well, you know the Greeks back in those days..."
and he says "Yea... they'd do anybody back then!"

You said it, brother. Here are some pictures from the movie with direct quotes from the actual script undernearth. Is the movie gay or not? you decide...

-"Hey Al, you wanna go reapply our eyeliner followed by some anal sex?"
-"That sounds fab! As soon as I finish this new "Redbook" article"

"Damn, that's gotta be tight!"
-"we think you've conquered enough for today, Alex. Time to hit the showers!"

"Sigh. Sure my abs glisten, but am I sexy enough to rule an empire?
.... Yes, of course I am"



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