All hail Ra, infant overlord!

I'm not about to write a post about the mind-numbing world of the Teletubbies, but is that not the weirdest fucking thing you've ever seen??

seriously?

Ahhh! It just creeps me out.

I was sittin here setting up new release DVD's and I come across this Teletubbies one, open it up and inside is this big picture of a small child looking up to see the all-knowing sun god Ra in infant form above him, worshiping his every sinister command.
What are the implications of the sun actually being the face of a pure white baby with blue eyes and pale skin? First we thought the teletubbies were promoting homosexuality, but now we know they are trying to form a master race of superbabies who bow only to the demands of their vengeful infant overlord.
Or, check out what this crazy over-analyzing Teletubbies website has to say about this and many other strange things on the famous childrens program. Although, if that is too educational for you,try this conspiracy theory. And of course my personal favorite, Teletubbies: Nazi Hybrid Greys In Disguise (which is more or less what I was saying).

-Jordan