Black Car, Black Car, Black Car, HUH!!?!?!?!

I believe it was on Sesame Street, that little audio-visual game of “One of these things is not like the other one, one of these things just doesn’t belong.” Where it would be, like, four ducks lined up in a row and one Nazi storm trooper and you’d have to keenly use your powers of deduction to pick out the wrong item. Well, I felt like singing that song the other day when I was driving to work and there was this funeral at the nearby church. The church is pretty big and parked along the street was the hearse and several serious-looking cars with the dreaded ‘FUNERAL’ sticker on the windshield. And then, a meter or so down the road, is this bright yellow hatchback with the words “NERDS ON THE GO” painted on the side, with outlandish graphics accompanying. Turns out it was some computer repair service or something. It was just the most out of place and offensive mash-up since Jay-Z teamed with Linkin Park (zing!), and outside a funeral, no less. Anyway, I thought that was kind of funny. If you can’t tell, it’s late and I have the post-midnight crazies (ask the Gremlins).

Also, we watched the trailer for “Bewitched” and Jordan and I agreed: “It’s meta up the ass.” Decipher that one.

Sleepy Drew.