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"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny." The Showcase of Depravity showcases... depravity. Wisdom and humor from the perspective of a few disgruntled (& sexy) video store professionals.

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Thursday, March 24, 2005

Bull honkey

So there is this funny old guy named Joe who makes his livelihood on buying and selling used tapes and dvds at flea markets - its very cute, cause he is very cute. short, chubby, big cheeks, very nice guy... ususally doesnt hear the words you say and doesnt understand what you mean by anything.

anyway long story short joe walks into the store today and says "here, this one is for Jordan"...
What was it, you wonder? you'd probably assume a vhs or dvd...
infact, he placed on the counter a black marble statuette of a big bull.

what the shit?

Why is this bull for me? what about me makes Joseph wanna give me a big marble bull?
Not just a bull though, the bulls horns are broken off at the ends. An ironic joke, Kevin thought.(Kevin is my co-worker) But Joseph isn't clever or able-minded (in his old age) to make an ironic joke out of a broken marble bull.
It is also missing its back leg, but has a bull-dong.
yea, thats right - the bull is legless and hornless, but definately has a dong.

maybe thats what joseph is trying to say about me - while sometimes life gets me down, and i can get held back by troubles (like losing my horns and my leg), after all in the end i do have a dong and that makes everything ok.

good point, Joe. I agree.

-Jordan the Bull

3 Comments:

  • At 12:16 AM, Blogger Kina&Meggie said…

    Jordan, I love you. Drew and I just shared a 30 second straw laugh together about the bull. The moral at the end of the story was great. Though life may get you down, you'll always have your dong (hopefully). And by the way, I feel bad, but I commented on Alyssa's blog with my other screen name. I'm really tired and cranky and I told her she was going to end up a pregnant 14 year old - and to keep blogging!
    Kina

     
  • At 2:10 AM, Anonymous Film Cynic said…

    you are totallly not horny nor do you have a leg to stand on. you just have a big useless marbele dong.

    am i close?

    what do i win?

    by the way, Kina, how did you not tell me that Ice Princess takes place in CT? That had to be worth something, no? Man, I can't wait to see a good movie this year.

     
  • At 8:56 PM, Blogger Cliff Brenford said…

    Kina&Meggie

    Please refer to my comment made on some other post about Lyssa...it talks about your comment (and mine) on Lyssa's blog.

    Did you feel like you helped ruin her life when you pressed the Publish button?

     

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