SERIOUS TROUBLE!!- IDK what happened to Lyssa's Blog! It disapeared!!
HOLY BALLS! Lyssa's Blog (aka Alyssa's Blog) has vanished into thin nutting air!
Drew alerted me to this mystery earlier this evening and i was horrified to find out that it was indeed true (unlike most mysteries Drew alerts me to).
We can only hope this is a temporary situation...
speculation is that maybe Alyssa's mom pulled the plug when she hacked Alyssa's computer uncovering her secret and intimate plans to shag her beloved boyfriend raw.
Others think that maybe in a jealous rage Mike, having heard about Lyssa's new love for Pat, threw her computer out the window (after signing off of the blog site forever, of course), and then had hardcore revenge sex with her.
Still others theorize that blogging aliens came to earth for find the most perfect specimen of a pre-teen earth girl and after reading Alyssa's blog they fuckin abducted her ass, and then had hardcore revenge sex with her.
Then again, maybe she found out that a bunch of pathetic video store employees were using her blog for fuel for their dying comic fire on their own blog and took it down in disgust, saying to herself :" eeeww, that will show those gross old pervs! IDK what they think they are doing, but i soooo should have my love Mike kick their @$$!", and then had hardcore revenge sex with Mike and Pat at her friends sleepover party.
This is awful though... i'll have to find smething else to write about.
I'll keep you all posted with updates as i get them.
-Jordan
Drew alerted me to this mystery earlier this evening and i was horrified to find out that it was indeed true (unlike most mysteries Drew alerts me to).
We can only hope this is a temporary situation...
speculation is that maybe Alyssa's mom pulled the plug when she hacked Alyssa's computer uncovering her secret and intimate plans to shag her beloved boyfriend raw.
Others think that maybe in a jealous rage Mike, having heard about Lyssa's new love for Pat, threw her computer out the window (after signing off of the blog site forever, of course), and then had hardcore revenge sex with her.
Still others theorize that blogging aliens came to earth for find the most perfect specimen of a pre-teen earth girl and after reading Alyssa's blog they fuckin abducted her ass, and then had hardcore revenge sex with her.
Then again, maybe she found out that a bunch of pathetic video store employees were using her blog for fuel for their dying comic fire on their own blog and took it down in disgust, saying to herself :" eeeww, that will show those gross old pervs! IDK what they think they are doing, but i soooo should have my love Mike kick their @$$!", and then had hardcore revenge sex with Mike and Pat at her friends sleepover party.
This is awful though... i'll have to find smething else to write about.
I'll keep you all posted with updates as i get them.
-Jordan
posted by Jordan @ 11:33 PM
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